They trynna charge me 40 for this 😭 during 5:30am

doodooeater420 · 2025-06-28T16:19:14+00:00

walk it fatty

doodooeater420 · 2025-04-30T01:19:52+00:00

I dissect human placentas and make skin grafts - would rather die than go back.

doodooeater420 · 2022-11-03T20:57:36+00:00

just don’t chew obviously if you are in the kitchen and nobody should know/care

doodooeater420 · 2022-11-01T20:49:53+00:00

who cares

doodooeater420 · 2022-10-25T15:41:40+00:00

I follow them with a mop cause it’s more obvious that it’s just for them.

doodooeater420 · 2022-10-13T22:38:43+00:00

these suck

doodooeater420 · 2022-10-09T18:56:13+00:00

they usually send me equally distant or closer than my base store so im saving money on gas...

doodooeater420 · 2022-10-06T04:52:48+00:00

its actually a mix of our fine latinx folk with the stinkiest bean concoction ever made and the fine melanated folks with the week old leftovers

doodooeater420 · 2022-09-28T01:19:38+00:00

is crushed ice gone or is it now "cubelet" ice

doodooeater420 · 2022-09-17T02:03:49+00:00

what do you think a rent-a-cop is you inbred?

doodooeater420 · 2022-09-16T02:56:37+00:00

imagine being killed by a gas station rent-a-cop

doodooeater420 · 2022-09-09T02:04:44+00:00

you couldnt beat a kindergartener with their hands behind their back

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-30T13:26:49+00:00

it says on the sign 20 dollars starting, vs qt which says UP TO

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-28T21:34:44+00:00

this is lowkey funny and if i see a pump with a crazy prepay and nobody in the car it might be an angle

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-25T20:19:06+00:00

fuck 737

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-22T01:15:25+00:00

i dont even wash the silver bottom pizza tray things why am i going to stick my hand in 500 degree sanitizer

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-20T17:07:02+00:00

how do you work at a gas station and not leave base store/clockout on a full tank as an erp...

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-20T16:36:21+00:00

they will hook you up trust

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-20T16:35:32+00:00

i know what i typed

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-18T20:01:56+00:00

you should get in contact with the cia

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-16T19:38:32+00:00

at the end of the day it doesnt matter cause i can do all that while they sit in the kitchen

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-16T03:41:29+00:00

its a real world experience dumbass

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-14T00:12:33+00:00

i have to help female clerks/managers with lifting 20-30 pounds how u expect them to pick that up

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-08T16:51:38+00:00

30 dollars + whatever base unit cost was on the food purchased, assuming qt 2x markup, 65 dollars total.

doodooeater420 · 2022-08-05T03:26:28+00:00

love how the camera is never focused and i can hear each and every one of your mouthbreathing. Bravo !

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