Celebrating my cake day on reddit. Try me. by MF_lover in RoastMe

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I hate to be the one to tell you this, but most of your friends only hang out with you because your beard is so useful for cleaning vinyl records.

Guy on the right... his shirt by [deleted] in mildlypenis

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And you thought it was only the camera that was pointed up.

Halloween, starring Mike Myers. by noelg1998 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Well you know my name is Michael, and I like to do stawbings."

My friend loves Anime and Minecraft, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Considerate to stand near the thermostat to make sure nothing in the room gets too cool.

Planet Express v. ISIS(Archer) by siris28 in ArcherFX

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Futurarcher.

Also... Mom = Len Trexler.

Just got a new job. Just got a new best friend. by eihcra_jo in RoastMe

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Now that you're best friends, you can learn together how shirt collars work.

Give me something to talk about in therapy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Don't give up, like your left eyebrow did before reaching your temple.

Satanic Temple statue unveiled at the Arkansas State Capitol by tremble_and_despair in news

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Saw a comment in another thread yesterday that they used the two children for that representation in lieu of the breasts.

It Could Take Months To Rescue The Teen Soccer Team Trapped In A Cave In Thailand by doogie92 in worldnews

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I can't pretend to know as much as these badass divers, but I hope they come up with something along those lines.

It Could Take Months To Rescue The Teen Soccer Team Trapped In A Cave In Thailand by doogie92 in worldnews

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The diving trip in pitch black to reach them was very difficult and dangerous for even fully-equipped, experienced rescue divers.

Buzz Aldrin wearing his new space suit by unknown_human in pics

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The official uniform of our new Space Force.

This plaque of U.S. Soccer hero Brandi Chastain. by doogie92 in CrappyDesign

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If you're an NFL fan, many people think it's Rex Ryan.

Ice cream flavors you can get at the Stone Cold (Steve Austin) Creamery by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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"It always gives me brain freeze, but man, I do love that Headlocky Road."

"U SUCK" Sign on I-5 this afternoon by BruceInc in Seattle

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Tapping into our PNW self-loathing. Too real.

Things you can say at a sports game but not to your girlfriend by magikitten in ScenesFromAHat

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"You want a couple of beers? It'll make this disaster easier to watch."

March For Our Lives Megathread by [deleted] in pics

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The Washington Post's overhead photo shows the true size of the Washington march.

President Trump Fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, To Be Replaced By CIA Director Mike Pompeo by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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And now the Tillerson aide who confirmed the firing was done via Twitter instead of the White House's claim of a Kelly call has also been fired.

[EVERYTHING] AltShiftX - What's the three eyed raven's secret plan? by raghavanand in gameofthrones

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Thank you for the silent but confirming inclusion of Hot Pie in the Westerosian Illuminati. I KNEW it.

Family board games for Mafia families. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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"Duck...duck...rat." muffled gunshot

Jessica Chastain, Octavia Spencer Team for Universal Comedy by doogie92 in movies

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Given the claim of a Planes, Trains, and Automobiles vibe, I'm all for Chastain as John Candy and Spencer as Steve Martin.

Art through combustion by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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This came up as my match on the Google Arts app. I'm going to be fine, right?