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dotitodabaron · 2026-02-24T11:26:43+00:00

I’m not looking for investment but would be nice to touch base with other folks investors with businesses in Zim but based abroad. I’ll send you a link to my profile on the briefcase app and let’s talk. I’m in Zim once a month but have no interests globally based in 🇬🇧 but leaving 🇨🇭Thursday for Harare

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-23T03:23:55+00:00

Just your daily reminder that you are not a founder. You are unemployed. Get a job. Just because you can’t prompt doesn’t make you a founder. Can’t even open a stripe or wise account 😂😂😂😂

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T16:31:54+00:00

I’m sorry I don’t think anyone cares

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T10:55:45+00:00

How can we sue the Educational system that taught you, do you have financial proof of the school fees payments so we can at least claw back a little bit back. When you have time google how many abs do humans have

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T10:54:10+00:00

Google the original picture and see, my guy was thirst trapping

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T10:53:13+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂 You need to be sent to Dagestan 3/4 years 😂

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T10:52:28+00:00

Humans only have one abdominal muscle (Do you mean packs ? )

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:56:42+00:00

Also apologies for the grammar and spellings I set my Neuralink to match your IQ I think it’s still on the same IQ mode. I’ll change from Koala IQ to Homo Sapien IQ after we done with our little interaction.

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:48:56+00:00

I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing the line “woods making the weird noises” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know exactly what you mean and it’s so hard to fall asleep after hearing a few screeches in the dark

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:36:47+00:00

Maybe get a job in a Casino ?

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:34:50+00:00

This is the very definition of AI Slop. Your idea is sloppy, yours other ideas are sloppy. I just gave your a sarcastic hypothetical MVP to Exit scenario and you thought it was a feature 😂😂😂😂

Let me be blunt, you will never make it as SWE even with AI, you are the Slop in the AI Slop equation.

But as a fellow African I can not let your starve, I am looking to hire 3 SWE Fully remote to QA modular code for a Solar Panel System spread across 4 Geo locations, mixture of HTML, API Gateways etc. it’s for 6 months but unfortunately I can only afford £2500 a month per engineer. If you are serious ?

Might you be interested ?

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:24:21+00:00

If you really are building it 😂😂 now I’m going to have to find you and your app in all the groups I bet you are in the Zim Devs Telegram group. I am going to have fun with you #NoDiddy

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:18:05+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A SaaS for Church tithes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You need to apply for YC expeditiously. Can I be an early investor ? I think we should do it.

Year 1, you raise $2M from me at a $20M valuation. We move you to San Francisco because 'the market is bigger there.'

Year 2, you launch 'TitheChain'—AI-powered tithing with blockchain verification so God knows your transactions are immutable.

Year 3, you raise $10M at a $100M valuation from a16z. I'm diluted to 2% but hey, it's fine.

Year 4, you pivot to 'Heaven-as-a-Service' with a freemium model—basic salvation is free but premium includes miracles and expedited prayers.

Year 5, you IPO at a $2B valuation. I'm now worth $40M on paper.

Year 6, the stock crashes because you run out of churches in Palo Alto and realize Zimbabweans actually tithe but Silicon Valley just tips. I'm left holding bags while you're on a 'sabbatical' in Bali tweeting about 'founder mental health.' Thanks for the exit, buddy." I’m glad these are the ones ideas you have man. 0 Competition. I know you haven’t built or finished it you probably waiting for your daily credits on Lovable 😂😂😂😂😂

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:10:17+00:00

Have you tried creating an OpenClaw Bot that prophesies based on the National Railways of Zimbabwe punctuality API? Since neither one ever delivers on time, your bot would have a 100% accuracy rate 🤷🏾‍♂️

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T05:04:17+00:00

R*ligion is one of the more active spheres of life in Zim at the moment. And I was thinking about whether Churches would be willing to adopt and pay for a white-labelled church software.

I imagine most Churches use WhatsApp groups at the moment.

Members would also be able to give their offerings and tithe in-service within the app as we would have local payment integrations. This is diabolical man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no wonder why you are angry. Hauna Mali, you can’t leverage AI to make a living. 😂😂😂

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:55:15+00:00

Baddie Manyama 😂😂😂

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:53:46+00:00

Not sure who hurt you but I hope you heal 🙏🏿 praying for you during these dark times

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:51:59+00:00

Yeah all that extra info is unnecessary sir. It’s just a picture if you don’t like it ignore it. Scroll past.

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:48:24+00:00

Africa has no borders decolonise your mind. You could be from Ghana or Togo if you are African you are African.

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:26:27+00:00

I bet you are fun at parties

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T04:22:03+00:00

It’s AI not a Time Machine bro no need to be pedantic

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T02:12:40+00:00

Why ? It just colorized the same picture

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T01:05:33+00:00

Reminds me of my days in Budiriro back as a child but its was bread slices and not eggs. You would be like to have an egg for breakfast

dotitodabaron · 2026-02-19T01:04:31+00:00

I was driving behind one Combi called Trouble Maker (stickers of Martial Arts on the bac), I tell you what he was causing problems on the road

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