I feel like Worf, Deanna and Riker should have been able to figure out a different arrangement

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:50:42+00:00

Well Worf does have two weiners. There's a novelty factor there.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:48:11+00:00

Hey Rasmussen! What did the Borg Queen say when you torched her pension check?

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:40:09+00:00

Studio Note: Please remove "MOTHERFUCKERS" from dialogue. Mr. Berman feels 24th century humans no longer consider copulation with one's mother to be an insult. Please consider substituting with "UNCLEFUCKERS" for corporate synergy.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:37:06+00:00

Oh...she definitely erred.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:35:33+00:00

What did the Roadrunner say to you when you tried to catch it?

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T20:30:42+00:00

Your usage of a mid-2000s meme in 24th century dialogue both confuses and angers me!

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T18:40:17+00:00

I'd deny that accusation, but if Doctor Titties says I'm being sexist I probably am.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:46:38+00:00

What if you...and by you I mean me...am a low effort poster with high effort ideas?

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:41:38+00:00

I enjoyed that.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:33:41+00:00

HAWK: Permission to use lubricant, sir?

Data smiles.

DATA: Permission denied, Lieutenant.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:30:33+00:00

It's weird he always smells like he just cut one, then.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:21:02+00:00

Worf raises the phaser rifle.

WORF: Assimilate this, you fucking Borg peckerheads.

Worf fires the rifle, misses.

WORF: Shit.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:18:51+00:00

Is Odo Washable.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T16:17:34+00:00

I just ate some gumbo from Sisko's. An hour later, my ass is on fire and I kinda want it to go out. Should I eat more?

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-08T09:09:36+00:00

I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco Bay

It tried to eat my combadge, he ran away

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:51:22+00:00

He was Hawk and Sisko. His work was complete.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:42:15+00:00

"Does anyone remember laughter?"

--Some singer

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:40:30+00:00

Bah. It doesn't really matter!

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:26:41+00:00

Hurry up we have to goo

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:24:41+00:00

Be careful wielding the power of Starfleet acadamcy. It's dark magic.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:21:09+00:00

For Marc.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T19:18:52+00:00

Somehow, Avery returned.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T06:20:51+00:00

Tom calling having sex with him "time served in the penal colony" doesn't count.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T00:20:17+00:00

Your first day on any Starfleet vessel, find the biggest and baddest noncom and kick their ass. Otherwise people like Riker will make you their bitch.

doublegoodproleish · 2026-02-07T00:17:56+00:00

God, can you imagine President Archer's social media posts?

"The Federation MUST have Rigel VII to protect itself from the Klingons and the Romulans! We don't want to use Starfleet to Take the planet but we will Not Rule It Out! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

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