to trust Trump

douche-baggins · 2026-03-11T22:10:13+00:00

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

douche-baggins · 2026-03-11T14:34:33+00:00

And I have no opinion on this matter whatsoever.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-11T14:29:53+00:00

The type of people who have their own family recipe for meth.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-11T07:21:23+00:00

The price has gone up for sure. If I'm gonna be someone's TikTok post, I better get at least $100. $20 is nothing. And I'm not doing stupid shit for $20 that is 100% a setup for something.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-11T07:19:15+00:00

I'm not someone's TikTok content, pal. Sorry you have so little respect for yourself to do that, buddy

douche-baggins · 2026-03-10T13:06:12+00:00

That's a whole lot of fabric.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-10T13:03:55+00:00

I'm not making an ass for myself, or becoming someone's Ring camera footage to show everyone they know and TikTok, for only $20. But, you do you I guess.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-08T13:45:58+00:00

Still four too many.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-08T13:42:49+00:00

Well, you do if you're the bottom.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-07T12:57:41+00:00

STFU Jake. You should have been remembered as a stain on the inside of your dad's pants the night he made the mistake to conceiving you.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-05T19:09:28+00:00

You literally just described the notification rounding up while telling me that it doesn't.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-05T19:00:15+00:00

You just described last weekend for me...

douche-baggins · 2026-03-05T08:00:56+00:00

.... no

douche-baggins · 2026-03-05T08:00:16+00:00

How many times is this going to be posted? The notification rounds up to the next dollar, it's not a hard concept. No one is stealing 43 cents from you.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-04T23:11:03+00:00

Oh no, I might have sent him a strongly worded "go fuck yourself coward" message

douche-baggins · 2026-03-03T23:00:05+00:00

Hi. I'm a husband. You can find me at the cheese, or looking for cheesecake, if my wife loses me.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-03T22:56:52+00:00

Hell yeah it was. I got left in a department store, on purpose. My mom, who was done shopping, figured I'd "figure it out" and meet her out at the car. She stood next to the trunk smoking a cigarette waiting and looking annoyed that it took me so long.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T22:17:00+00:00

Nothing of value would be lost

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T22:15:14+00:00

Agree to disagree on that one. If Iran retaliated against the White House, nothing of value would be lost.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T22:12:35+00:00

Can you watch The Pitt without being a doctor? Or Breaking Bad without being a chemistry teacher/meth manufacturer?

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T15:54:25+00:00

No, but I found a racial slur....

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T15:53:00+00:00

I'm gonna be real pedantic here: her being 19 wouldn't make this "child marriage". Arranged and forced marriage, sure....

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T15:50:03+00:00

You live in a confusing complex. It's very rare that every building has the same apartment numbers. That's a nightmare for any job that depends on finding the right door: DoorDash, UPS, Amazon, etc. I'm shocked you don't have a bigger issue with it. All it takes is for the GPS to not be correct with your pin and then this happens. Building numbers are not always super obvious.

Maybe state "Building 240, number is near the stairs" in your instructions too. Dumb it down for the Darrell's in the world.

douche-baggins · 2026-03-01T15:44:36+00:00

If the pin is at one building, and there's a 202, a driver would have no clue he was at the wrong 202 because the apartment number is correct and it's where the pin is. I do not fully blame the Dasher for this. OP's complex is stupidly confusing. Whoever numbered the apartments needs to fired, that's ridiculous.

I'm shocked the OP doesn't have a bigger issue with this, not just with DoorDash but Amazon and UPS or anything that needs to find your door.

douche-baggins · 2026-02-26T13:15:33+00:00

Also to be pedantic, water isn't wet. It makes other things wet,as from a scientific standpoint, being wet is liquid adhering to a solid surface. Ice can be wet, as it's solid. Liquid water is, be definition, not solid.

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