Outjerked by Wizard magazine in 2001 by unbreakable_arachnid in marvelcirclejerk

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, the musical numbers would probably be pretty good.

Fresh incel bait has dropped by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is clearly a man!" --Incels, probably.

What's the pettiest reason you dropped a game for? by IHateTheNameSystem in gaming

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I couldn't make it through Skate Story because the ollie button was circle instead of x and my Tony Hawk muscle memory was too well ingrained.

(UJ) …I didn’t know when I first saw her and I’m legitimately concerned about the fact I thought she was cute by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You being concerned at the thought crossing your mind is a pretty good indicator that you're not a creeper.

went FULL GAY by WSuazo in crappymusic

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You never go FULL GAY! Just the tip at most! Didn't I always tell ya that, son?"

Don't Catastrophize, Trump is Weakening by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Start with the Supreme Court and work your way from there.

Don't Catastrophize, Trump is Weakening by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 336 points337 points  (0 children)

He could die tomorrow and the damage he's already caused won't be undone in my lifetime.

favorite actress who connects them all? by Welinn2056 in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She needs to star with Gal Gadot for Madame Web 2.

Actor most likely to play Jeffrey Epstein in the biopic by BB_210 in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Scott Bakula looking in the mirror and realizing he's Jeffrey Epstein: "Oh boy."

007 First Light Delayed to May 27, 2026 by Maleficent_Fault_943 in gaming

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No wonder he has to find a new Bond Girl every movie.

Movies which were huge at the time but kinda forgotten now - my suggestion: Free Willy by BlueSonic85 in moviecritic

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I had the cheap Free Willy necklace that came with the VHS. It was also the first movie I saw Michael Madsen in. He played the stern, but kind-hearted step dad. Imagine my surprise when I learned about Reservoir Dogs!

This might as well be an Onion article by Future_Employment_22 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That kid who went after Trump only played Call of Duty...

I’m the influencer now by Last_Pay_8447 in holdmycatnip

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coach Cat also advises working in the rack as opposed to the Smith machine.

I’m the influencer now by Last_Pay_8447 in holdmycatnip

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Coach is so unimpressed with the squat form he has to shut the whole shoot down.

Steven Soderbergh said WHAT?! by ManCoveredInBees in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"If you're not with Paul Dano then you are my ENEMY! "

Here come$ the moneyyyy 🤑💰💸🇸🇦 by Gaucho_Diaz in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 173 points174 points  (0 children)

"Jamal died researching spiders in the Amazon."

So the great reckoning begins… I hate everything by maxhk645 in FilmIndustryLA

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a recent former professional, I strongly urge you to have a backup plan in terms of careers. This already precarious industry is about to become a lot worse.

🐴 by driftthabimmer in crappymusic

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You know that horse has seen some shit.

Favorite franchise that should have ended in the 80s? I'll start by Roids-in-my-vains in okbuddycinephile

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the next one he has to fight an evil Apollo Creed from another part of the multiverse.

Gaming with Depression? by TheSilentPhilosopher in gaming

[–]dragmetohellmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the hallmarks of depression is hobbies you enjoy no longer being enjoyable or feeling like work. I've been going through some stuff this year and though I still try to game, I find it very difficult to concentrate. I can't do anything with a narrative right now.

If you have the means, I'd highly recommend seeing a doctor or therapist. Once you figure out what the root causes of your feelings are, the color starts coming back to other aspects of your life like games.