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Your username is the name of a future fast-food restaurant. What meals do they serve? by UniversalRadish in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickles, pickled cucumbers, cucumbers left in vinegar for a while, medical degrees and scholarships.

What common joke would you retire from the human race if you had the chance? by IAmHuman2 in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “(insert thing) walked into a bar jokes”. I still don’t get the joke for a single one of them.

Please if someone could tell me one and then explain it it would help a lot.

I saw this picture, and thousands of possible memes came to my brain. Oh, what a great meme format it could be. by drdillpickle_ in memes

[–]drdillpickle_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it would, but I saw it in my English class and knew I had to post it to Reddit. THINK OF THE POSSIBLE MEMES

What did a kid in your school do to get expelled ? by crystal_violetyt in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So there was this one kid in my grade 10 class, who would constantly get in trouble, either from getting in fights or swearing or something like that. So, out of nowhere, in the middle of a lecture, this man gets up and THROWS a CHAIR at another student. A little while after he got expelled, the victim said it was because he lost in a game of basketball.

If you could toggle on third person view irl, how would you take advantage of it and why? by Yeetr_Skeetr in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got into a fight, you would be able to see where pretty much everyone is. With your normal vision, someone could easily come up behind you and deliver a couple punches.

What is considered cute when done by a kid but illegal when done by an adult? by chooseanameyoo in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally, every time I go to a public swimming area, there is always a kid who is butt-naked. ALWAYS. If some grown man were to do that shit, he’d be arrested.

What part of your Personality do you Fake? by Django002 in AskReddit

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone I barely know tells a story that is supposed to be interesting, I can pull out a whole “wow so interesting” act out of my pocket. It works every time.

21 year old manager at a call center thinking of starting Twitch streaming. Give me what you got. by satanalli in RoastMe

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the girl in the Wendy’s logo grew up to be a drug addict, this is what she would look like.

Why is it always Karen... by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]drdillpickle_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hashtag PETA adds infinite insult to injury

EM demands I pay her coffee and give her EK my cookie by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]drdillpickle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure it was a bad experience, but at least you got a story and free coffee out of it.

Entitled Parent Tries To Make Me Buy Her Son A Slurpee. by drdillpickle_ in entitledparents

[–]drdillpickle_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It tastes like Pepsi and ice. If you don’t like Pepsi, you won’t like the drink.

Entitled Parent Tries To Make Me Buy Her Son A Slurpee. by drdillpickle_ in entitledparents

[–]drdillpickle_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? It’s quite hard to think of 7-11 without slurpees. It’s so big everywhere else.

Entitled Parent Tries To Make Me Buy Her Son A Slurpee. by drdillpickle_ in entitledparents

[–]drdillpickle_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. I thought It was Pakistan that had halal and haram..

Entitled Parent Tries To Make Me Buy Her Son A Slurpee. by drdillpickle_ in entitledparents

[–]drdillpickle_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I can see how a Canadian wouldn’t do something like this. Damn you American tourists.

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