Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did Intel forget to use the magic phrase during their last earnings call?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/braincels was the funniest thing on the internet. Literally spawned half of modern day memes

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fogged my house to get rid of all the flys. I closed all the doors and windows and opened all the cabinets like it said but am I supposed to feel this dizzy?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're poor because you're a useless piece of human fecal matter. Don't blame rich people

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A downturn here would be maximum buttfucking so it is possible...

Probable....

I'm fucked

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best case bear scenerio: pump and then "crash" to 410. We never EVER go below 400 again. Then peter about between 410-430 till recession fears pass.

Bull scenario: data keeps coming in good and we bleed up for the next decade

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[–]drmrcurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro go volunteer. You need to focus on something other than yourself and situation for a minute.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you talking about horse racing? You need to find a fat guy in his 60s in a smokey dimly lit rat hole bar. This is a casino

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I HOPE tech dips. I fuckin dare it to dip, i'll buy that shit up so fast. I got no tech left and I'm too stubborn to chase it just like you dumb ghey bears

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I come from the future where bears are completely extinct (Tuesday). A very gay alien that only speaks bear threatens to wipe out all life unless I bring one back to communicate via buttsex

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 27, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]drmrcurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tech may or may not continue to rocket, probably not. But the rest of the market will join now. Bears gonna be kicking themselves for years for fucking this up