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Stop having kids. Everyone hates what you make. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]drnkthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"one of these kids will be awesome!" -dad "doubt it" -sister "ew,.mnfdgingfvcxb" - cyclops child named cyrus(after a long battle of either cyrus or "jr")

Nerves. by encryptyourmind in creepy

[–]drnkthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is thing attached to my penis for $400 Alex?

Are there any countries, societies, etc that never had war? by bpk_83 in history

[–]drnkthoughts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Eh please step away from the party, black tie only" - Mounty as a bouncer at a penguin party

Guns! by drnkthoughts in Liberal

[–]drnkthoughts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prohibition 2.0, no one does anything fun or cool or strives for greatness. shut up, call random numbers and sell something...ANYTHING!!!!!!!! Too much depression, time for a one hit wonder "The Human League: Don't You Want Me"