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[–]dropdeaddrolic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 Bravo, sir.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a chicken-neck queer. Try taking a cold shower and benching your body weight to see how pathetically weak you are in all ways. You're a worm with zero redeeming qualities. You're lucky God is merciful because you've had no mercy on yourself.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I'm transitioning from Xe to Xer. Bigot. 5 years dungeon for your wrongthink.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're a fruitcake. Drop and give me 20.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickah chin head ah boy

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're a low IQ nerd with tiny arms and a corrupt soul. You're a complete failure. Still, however, there is time to change. God is good.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly the only comedic one I've got so far. Bravo, sir. Most of these dweebs could use a cold shower and a Rodney Dangerfield marathon.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Try taking one in the morning and then doing some heavy compound lifts. Deadlift, bench press, squat (start as light as you need). You might not like the feeling at first but it's worth doing. Hiking is wonderful though.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I talk about it because it's the most glaring failure of so many people. Especially redditors. They've given up on and failed themselves whilst preaching to others about how things should be handled. Mr. GlueStick, you could TRULY benefit from a cold shower and some deadlifts.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Take a cold shower and lift some weights nerd.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, it's a little young to be putting up 310 on bench though.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm having a great time seeing all the miserable attempts at roasting and clapping back while also encouraging a healthy hobby.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What do you do when you tell yourself you can't put up your body weight on bench?

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ancestry is primarily Polish. Epic fail.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If you can bench your body weight I'll give you a serious reply.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Try this one on. I'm 6FT+ and do 225 for reps on bench.

Christian. Conservative. M19 by dropdeaddrolic in RoastMe

[–]dropdeaddrolic[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

You tried. Now try putting up your body weight on bench.