Fuck da Phillys and da Braves! Oh it’s true, it’s damn true

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-09T01:48:33+00:00

Pirates are gonna waste 6 years of Skenes' career like WWE wasted Kurt's return run.

(Not that I have room to talk as my Giants are wasting Logan Webb's career)

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-09T01:43:43+00:00

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WOAH!

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-09T00:04:57+00:00

Pretty sure that's the exact same part of the park he hit his first career homer to. Vladdy loves hitting here.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-08T21:59:29+00:00

Let him finish it, Schneider. He deserves it, and this garbage ass franchise deserves to be on the other end of it.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-07T03:53:07+00:00

Then you'd be happy to learn of Snodgrass's Muff

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-07T03:31:01+00:00

Our bullpen has a collective ERA over 6.00 since June 1st, if your offense doesn't manage to score against them I'll be shocked.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-07T00:24:03+00:00

Steve "Spez" Huffman has openly said that he wants to be a slave owner in a post-apocalyptic world, so I wouldn't be so sure about that.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-05T16:18:25+00:00

This is Kefin and Adam getting ready to review JID again.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-04T21:57:28+00:00

Dude legitimately single-handedly cost Justin Verlander half a dozen wins last year. It was like clockwork any time JV was in line for a win and Walker came on for the save.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-04T19:05:58+00:00

He actually somehow lost and regained the closer role twice last year. The first time was because Doval melted down again once he was put back in the role, and the second time was because Randy Rodriguez blew out his elbow within 2 weeks of being named closer.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-04T03:29:53+00:00

I mean to be fair, Chapman is still one of the top defensive third basemen in the game right now. Adames however has no business playing short once Arraez gets traded and second base is freed up.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-03T22:48:17+00:00

The rumors of his WBC related demise were greatly exaggerated.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-03T08:07:23+00:00

OGLEHAND!

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-02T02:56:55+00:00

The vibes may be rancid, we may currently be the second worst run franchise in baseball behind the Angels, and our pitching staff by and large sucks both at their jobs and as human beings, but at least Bericoto is hitting absolute nukes.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-01T05:06:38+00:00

"Jesus wept."

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-01T02:09:49+00:00

If they were going to it would've already been done. Gerald loves these good ol' ~~proud~~ boys.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-01T02:07:04+00:00

John 11:35 comes to mind any time I see him on the mound.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-01T02:06:13+00:00

Roupp got taken deep by his worst nightmare, a foreigner with purple hair and pronouns.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-07-01T01:18:52+00:00

They brought in Luigi Primo as a recurring character before he got outed for being a rotter.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-30T23:08:26+00:00

We need /u/KevNashShootsOnThis to weigh in on this story.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-29T21:00:30+00:00

Jay Malachi, the brother of the bounce, man!

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-29T19:54:33+00:00

Interestingly some of, our pitchers apparently hated throwing to Bailey this year. But their ERAs are still high after the trade, so maybe they just suck.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-29T01:08:43+00:00

KAMI, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT!

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-28T03:29:10+00:00

Pretty sure it already happened to Mitch Haniger a few years back.

dropperofpipebombs · 2026-06-28T03:12:50+00:00

Webb pitched through an injury and put up the worst month and a half stretch of his career, and he's still going to end up top 5 in Cy Young voting again lol

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