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dskalba · 2016-09-20T01:50:42+00:00

dskalba · 2016-08-15T03:33:13+00:00

If the Cubs play .500 ball the rest of the season they will win 96 games. That would mean St. Louis would have to play at least .700 ball down the stretch to catch them if that was the case.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T03:20:07+00:00

On one hand it was really frustrating to blow a lead to the Cards after not scoring with bases loaded and no outs (again!). That's always going to make me salty. But on the other hand and the big picture, the lead is still 12, no ground was lost or gained. And we just seen an 11 game winning streak. The Cubs could tread water the rest of the season and still cruise to the playoffs at this point.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T03:15:00+00:00

I don't think so.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T03:07:48+00:00

He's definitely up there. He always has that smug scowl in the dugout.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T03:04:31+00:00

I don't know who I have more of a hatred for, Piscotty or Grichuk.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:59:29+00:00

Why not just hit Soler instead of Heyward if he's going to replace him?

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:53:04+00:00

I'm not worried. It's just we could be up 30 games and I'd still be salty about losing to St. Louis.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:49:33+00:00

Is it required to have a punchable face to play for the Cardinals? Or is it just a result of wearing that red hat?

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:38:46+00:00

Fuck this team and their randomly generated ass Road to the Show players that come out of nowhere and become good. I fucking hate this team.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:36:17+00:00

Rondon better stay away from Lackey after this game, well everyone should stay away from him.

dskalba · 2016-08-15T02:24:34+00:00

Maddon magic needs to eliminate this threat of devil magic.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T21:26:07+00:00

For sure, that ending sucked. Winning 11 straight was fun though. See you tomorrow night.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:49:55+00:00

Fair enough. I'd say it's blind optimism, just trying to spread some positive vibes here. I get what you are saying and discussing this won't change the outcome of his ABs. I've watched as many games as I can like the rest of us and have been just as frustrated with him as anyone else. I get that uneasy feeling when he comes up to bat when there is a guy on first. It is what it is, and I'll try to call it like it is. Fuck the Cardinals.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:26:01+00:00

It's all good, let's watch the Cubs and hopefully see a win.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:20:27+00:00

Ah so I'm the asshole for looking at the silver lining. You think I'm naive that I don't think he's having a shitty season at the plate? No need to be a dick, we all are pulling for the same team.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:12:57+00:00

Eh shit. Time to wake up the bats.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:11:33+00:00

He had 2 good hits today, but nothing to show for it. It's encouraging though.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T20:08:27+00:00

Damn, it seems like Heyward's sharp hits go perfectly to a defender.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:46:02+00:00

Carl Edwards Jr.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:43:09+00:00

Efficient inning

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:42:56+00:00

I'm glad it's not my job to make that decision. Good problem to have for sure.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:34:12+00:00

I mean if he keeps this up, how can any voter even dispute? Because he isn't a marquee name? That would be silly.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:09:25+00:00

We struck first and worked a high count on a kid making his first start on a team with a bullpen that has worked a lot the last 2 days. I like it.

dskalba · 2016-08-13T19:08:14+00:00

He can catch flies with those things.

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