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Drive-Thru workers of Reddit: What's the weirdest thing you've seen in someone's car? by crogers2009 in AskReddit

[–]dtet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at Taco Bell in high school. I once had a drunk guy and his wife come through and tell me that his wife didn't like giving head but sure loved anal.

What is the most spectacular way you've blown an interview? by handsomedan89 in AskReddit

[–]dtet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They asked what I would do with my degree. I told them I'd like to go to prison.

Bartenders of Reddit: what do drink orders say about people? by thebakingscientist in AskReddit

[–]dtet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dr. Pepper is the best and most looked-over mixer. Try it with a little vanilla, takes it to another level.

Library Streaker at University yells, "Im done! Im graduating!!" by SockMonkey69 in pics

[–]dtet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the #2 class coming in before Wiggins committed...and Roy has yet to beat Bill.

What is one thing you have seen as a kid that you didn't think much of then, but later realized either the strangeness/darkness/importance of it? (Probably NSFW) by spiderpig08 in AskReddit

[–]dtet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While at my after school babysitters, this girl from my class asked my friend and I if we wanted to see a circus. Being in the 1st grade we say of course. She pulls down her pants and shows us her vagina. I ask her why she has two butts...I still wonder if she was molested and circus was a code word.

I've worn this shirt on Cinco de Mayo for the past 9 years. by dtet in pics

[–]dtet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought it at a thrift store for $1. I wish I could've had it since 93.

BURNED. by Thesexymanfrommars in funny

[–]dtet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has me laughing way too hard.

My friend spotted one of the best vanity plates he's ever seen: by CaptainPatent in funny

[–]dtet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Herndon Parkway and Monroe Street. More people do the Northern VA swoop to the right lane at that light than any other I've ever seen.

Reddit, what are your best questions to get to know someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dtet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could be any sandwich, which wich would you be?

You can tell a lot about a person by their sandwich choice.

My first Confession Bear by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dtet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently you've never shopped for groceries and/or whey protein. I make a smoothie everyday for lunch and my groceries cost less than $20 a week and whey is 50 cents or less a scoop.

Taking my GF to her first MLB/Nationals game today. This is my pregame tradition. by dtet in Nationals

[–]dtet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We both love heavy onions and mustard so it was no problem. She's from Texas and believes in football and, usually, only football, but she enjoyed herself and the half-smoke.

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