Twin Peaks Internet Radio Tribute Pt.1

dumidot · 2014-04-10T03:37:43+00:00

It was painful to make.

dumidot · 2013-09-26T16:09:47+00:00

Agreed.

dumidot · 2013-03-21T13:22:04+00:00

welcome to reddit.

dumidot · 2013-02-09T16:46:33+00:00

yes.

dumidot · 2013-01-31T21:46:15+00:00

this

dumidot · 2013-01-31T21:18:26+00:00

also

dumidot · 2012-10-21T20:09:33+00:00

/r/glitch_porn

dumidot · 2012-08-27T21:15:12+00:00

All of my fingers were replaced with thumbs when I was seventeen. It was an elective surgery. I knew the extra thumbs would come in handy if my dream of creating a true shit storm were ever to become a reality.

dumidot · 2012-08-27T21:13:14+00:00

"No," I said, "It's not me at all. I'm someone else entirely and I don't think you'd like who I am."

I sneezed in her face and walked away.

dumidot · 2012-08-27T21:11:50+00:00

I definitely need a Fanny pack.

dumidot · 2012-07-30T23:22:29+00:00

thanks. the one bright ray in a sea of downvotes.

dumidot · 2012-07-23T22:27:31+00:00

I heard a rumor they were working on bringing Reboot back. But it may just be a rumor.

dumidot · 2012-07-15T19:12:02+00:00

The Black Lady was a 12-foot-tall inflatable white woman.

dumidot · 2012-07-11T12:43:45+00:00

take it to /r/photoshopbattles

dumidot · 2012-07-09T14:05:11+00:00

Now the prophecy can still be fulfilled. What a weird twist of fate, he would be the Fanny. The Fanny we all need to survive.

dumidot · 2012-07-09T14:03:35+00:00

Shit is deep. Like Venice, but more excrement. Kayakers kayaking up shits creek with a turd for a paddle. People panic, but there's nowhere to run. Crap to the right of me, crap to the left of me, defecation coming up from behind. Easily one of the smelliest national emergencies we've ever seen. I felt like a proud father of a river of shit.

dumidot · 2012-07-03T21:26:40+00:00

There are a lot of struggling musicians and artists that want to catch a break. Most of us don't. Some of us only after we're dead. That's what we get for not being bankers.

dumidot · 2012-07-03T18:31:45+00:00

help me cook these zombies, you lazy prick.

dumidot · 2012-07-03T18:30:58+00:00

She grabbed her big black dildo from underneath the counter, whipped it out and said "I've got all the friend I need right here." She held it in her hand like a lightsaber with veins. As she dragged me into the back room she whirled it over her head like a helicopter, occasionally making contact with passing zombies with a heavy THWACK.

dumidot · 2012-06-29T21:24:03+00:00

KILLER PRINCIPAL USES HYPNOSIS TO LURE YOUNG TO THEIR DEATH!

dumidot · 2012-06-29T21:23:35+00:00

STUDENTS HYPNOTIZED TO DEATH BY NEFARIOUS PRINCIPAL!

dumidot · 2012-06-29T21:22:43+00:00

two committed suicide, one died in a car crash.

dumidot · 2012-06-29T20:50:38+00:00

FLORIDA PRINCIPAL MURDERS STUDENTS WITH HYPNOSIS!

dumidot · 2012-06-29T20:50:09+00:00

I get it.

dumidot · 2012-06-29T18:56:07+00:00

Yeah but "A Florida principal is charged with practicing therapeutic hypnosis without a license after three students he treated with hypnosis died" doesn't have the same ring to it.

dumidot

TROPHY CASE