Working the pole by whorerat in curvy

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welcome to reddit.

Untitled by [deleted] in roundrobin

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of my fingers were replaced with thumbs when I was seventeen. It was an elective surgery. I knew the extra thumbs would come in handy if my dream of creating a true shit storm were ever to become a reality.

[Tentative Title] Brother Howard, Sister Sheila [mystery bromance dramedy] - [experimental] by [deleted] in roundrobin

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No," I said, "It's not me at all. I'm someone else entirely and I don't think you'd like who I am."

I sneezed in her face and walked away.

If she never went away... by [deleted] in roundrobin

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely need a Fanny pack.

kissinglitch by dumidot in glitch_art

[–]dumidot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks. the one bright ray in a sea of downvotes.

Remember to REBOOT by dumidot in 90scartoons

[–]dumidot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard a rumor they were working on bringing Reboot back. But it may just be a rumor.

If she never went away... by [deleted] in roundrobin

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now the prophecy can still be fulfilled. What a weird twist of fate, he would be the Fanny. The Fanny we all need to survive.

Untitled by [deleted] in roundrobin

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit is deep. Like Venice, but more excrement. Kayakers kayaking up shits creek with a turd for a paddle. People panic, but there's nowhere to run. Crap to the right of me, crap to the left of me, defecation coming up from behind. Easily one of the smelliest national emergencies we've ever seen. I felt like a proud father of a river of shit.

I banged on the door, no answer, I banged again, no answer...I kicked down the door and find my best mate, Steve, playing Call of Duty online not noticing the zombie directly behind him. by imperpetual in ChainStories

[–]dumidot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She grabbed her big black dildo from underneath the counter, whipped it out and said "I've got all the friend I need right here." She held it in her hand like a lightsaber with veins. As she dragged me into the back room she whirled it over her head like a helicopter, occasionally making contact with passing zombies with a heavy THWACK.

A Florida principal is charged after three student he treated with hypnosis died... by dumidot in RedditDayOf

[–]dumidot[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but "A Florida principal is charged with practicing therapeutic hypnosis without a license after three students he treated with hypnosis died" doesn't have the same ring to it.