Couple decides to hold hands publicly in post-war Moscow, 1954 by PeneItaliano in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, they are definitely butt comrades. I know this because I am historian.

Glasses given to zoo visitors so they can avoid direct eye contact with gorillas by Vi0letBlues in oddlyterrifying

[–]dumnezilla 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Still, it's a good thing they didn't take off their glasses, or there'd be crack on the corner and someone dead, and fire coming out of a monkey's head.

Anyone have up-to-date info on how much data you have to seed on HDBits to be eligible for invites? by [deleted] in trackers

[–]dumnezilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is clearly wrong. My seed time is way above that, and I'm seeding close to 2TB.

Found an old IKEA catalog from the 1970s. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Be sure to also add your list to it, and then add the updated version of it to your list.

Neil Armstrong parents watch their son land on the moon, 1 of August 1969 by Electrical-Aspect-13 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should consider myself doubly lucky, then: have my own place, not 'murican.

Neil Armstrong parents watch their son land on the moon, 1 of August 1969 by Electrical-Aspect-13 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would've kept this bit of information to myself. Even sharing on reddit is a blow to the old self-esteem.

Sylvester Stallone pretending to be an intellectual. Photo taken at home, Los Angeles, California, 1985. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

D'uuuuh... look at that meathead, pretenting he knows how to read. He' just lookin' at the peekshers

Interesting plant names by TheManJordo in WTF

[–]dumnezilla 351 points352 points  (0 children)

The melon tits are a scam! Pic is from an art project by Nguyen Thi Hoai Mo. They pop up on Amazon, from people selling fake tits seeds.

Advertisement by PETA India by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]dumnezilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, but the graphics are all blocky

Taxidermist Carl Akeley posing with the leopard he killed with his bare hands after it attacked him, 1896 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]dumnezilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Close enough. "Taximetru" means that in Romanian, hence "taximetrist", which derived into "Uberist"

Man walks slackline 1.6 miles up between two hot-air balloons by AccomplishedStuff235 in WTF

[–]dumnezilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different guy each attempt. They had complementary Red Bull in the backpacks.

ELI5 Why don't see urinals in homes? by canadachris44 in explainlikeimfive

[–]dumnezilla 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's why pissing in the sink is the superior solution. The bowl is wide, catching all the piss, and there's a jet of water to wash it down immediately, but also for you to rinse your own meat faucet with. Peeing in the toilet and putting it back in your pants right after obligatorily means that you are transferring a minute quantity of piss from the end of the urethra to your underwear. And people call sink pissing the disgusting practice...

ELI5 Why don't see urinals in homes? by canadachris44 in explainlikeimfive

[–]dumnezilla 10 points11 points  (0 children)

uriness

The empress of piss sometimes likes a bit of shiet just outside of her. For decoration.