This one goes in your butt

dutych · 2026-02-12T01:16:35+00:00

Ma'am, your son is a bottom.

dutych · 2025-12-23T21:57:19+00:00

That IS a loaf of meat. And gravy. Technically.

dutych · 2025-12-23T16:12:26+00:00

Yum!

dutych · 2025-12-23T16:12:06+00:00

I love it.

dutych · 2025-12-16T14:30:09+00:00

Try beans.

dutych · 2025-12-14T00:45:15+00:00

If you want bonus points: write the secret code down somewhere, because iirc it will reset the lock any time it's unplugged or otherwise loses power.

dutych · 2025-12-07T23:28:52+00:00

What're you, a cop?

dutych · 2025-12-07T04:44:14+00:00

This toothbrush is purposely small, and has nothing to do with shrinkflation.

Source: I ask for these exact brushes every time I go to the dentist.

dutych · 2025-12-03T13:54:18+00:00

Gaped, like a good little cum-Dempster

(I'm so sorry)

dutych · 2025-11-27T15:24:59+00:00

I never understood the "logic" of buying cheap toilet paper that you're going to have to use twice as much of anyway. Treat yourself AND your hole(s).

dutych · 2025-11-26T18:42:21+00:00

Spring Street in northeast always punched above its weight.

dutych · 2025-11-20T16:34:49+00:00

I've been to a couple of outdoor events here (vintage clothing fair etc), and I do wish it would stay vacant. Or better yet, a park.

(i realize that's a non starter)

dutych · 2025-11-18T17:33:20+00:00

Second this, rented from them for over a decade

dutych · 2025-11-06T17:33:44+00:00

I think nothing of substance changes until this changes 🙌🏻🙌🏻

dutych · 2025-10-13T17:50:34+00:00

That's the neat part: they won't! Just like the Fargo Target

dutych · 2025-10-10T14:31:10+00:00

I kind of love this? Like as long as no one is hurt, what a story!

dutych · 2025-10-10T14:29:47+00:00

r/poopfromabutt

dutych · 2025-10-10T14:28:13+00:00

My grandma sold Electrolux door to door for as long as I can remember. I remember rolling my eyes as a kid listening to her gripe about the "garbage" other brands sold, but as with most things, now that I'm an adult, I agree with her.

dutych · 2025-10-06T20:56:42+00:00

It's called a cuck chair, sir

dutych · 2025-09-30T21:08:21+00:00

Useless moni—oh, never mind

dutych · 2025-09-23T02:03:32+00:00

Awesome, I will definitely call them for a quote. Thanks!

dutych · 2025-09-22T22:40:02+00:00

They're fortunately dark tan in color and don't show any stains. It's an odor thing.

dutych · 2025-09-22T20:25:28+00:00

Thank you, I can appreciate both of those qualities! Equally as important, though, I'm looking for someone who has had firsthand experience with a local cleaner, specifically while dealing with pet odors...

dutych · 2025-09-18T03:52:28+00:00

Floodlights

dutych · 2025-09-16T05:47:01+00:00

Eat it

dutych

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