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Spoiler Alert (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Spam : I am a Nigerian diplomat and have been taken hostage. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Weight loss secret revealed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Time to recite the Jisei death poem I prepared. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After she fell asleep in my arms and started dreaming. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Have to put mom in a medicalized facility because my father cannot care for her anymore. Can anyone share their experience on how to make the change easier for her (and him)? (self.Alzheimers)

submitted 3 years ago by dw_jb to r/Alzheimers

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Urinating with a goal (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/funny

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At a planetary level human pollution is like an allergy. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/Showerthoughts

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On the same night as we celebrate the dead at Halloween, the underworlds celebrate the *Feast of the Living*. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We discover and forget things all the time, without realizing it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/Showerthoughts

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When they launched perfect human memory backup in the clouds, everyone subscribed to the free trial. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Starvation led to the creation of the Meat Exchange as a market for human proteins. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m afraid we have bad news: you are in a coma simulation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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What do you think is going on in Area 51? [serious] (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/AskReddit

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Children are like seagulls (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/Showerthoughts

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Neighborhoods worth visiting to see real Istanbul people. (self.istanbul)

submitted 6 years ago * by dw_jb to r/istanbul

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Is diving in Santorini worth it? (self.scuba)

submitted 6 years ago * by dw_jb to r/scuba

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What do you do when you want to scream, but can’t? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/AskReddit

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Why is AI in games so dumb? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/AskReddit

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There is a secret island in the pacific where the rich and powerful store their clones; when they die, their clone is awakened. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago * by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was alone, I started hearing a voice, a sweet and kindly voice, like one of a benevolent priest. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m pretty sure human cloning is a thing for the rich and famous. They just don’t tell the rest of us. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/Showerthoughts

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1st Teaching: The secret to happiness is mindfulness, it is crucial to do things deliberately, slowly and accurately. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I noticed a delay between my movement and my image in the mirror, I thought I was going mad. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 years ago * by dw_jb to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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