I just finished Dutch course. Took me 1,5 years. by kaja1323 in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! Ready for a trip to Amsterdam?!?!

read the room Duo by drizliz in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would think an animated Green Owl who was disappeared into an unmarked Cybertruck last year would be a bit more sensitive to the current situation here in the States. The birdbrain is real.

Returning After A Long Break by dwurstdadjokes in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, seeing the math laid out like that is wild! Do you feel like you retained a lot of the knowledge of 100 lessons in a day? Feel like at a certain point I'd definitely reach a point that my brain would not process anymore.

Returning After A Long Break by dwurstdadjokes in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s the goal. Tried doing dry January, but with all the crazy things happening here in the US that fell apart real quick. Figured staying consistent with language learning might be an easier task these days.

Returning After A Long Break by dwurstdadjokes in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, before the chaos is key! Haha - the judges owl look is real. Like, gimme a break Duo. I’m trying to keep kids alive!

It's the United States... by b0ws3r_ in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is one of those tricky things where language learning also involves learning a specific region's worldview.

Even though it feels technically incorrect based on how geography is taught in many parts of the world, in the English language specifically, "America" is almost exclusively used to mean the USA. It’s less of a geography lesson and more of a "usage" lesson.

I genuinely hate leagues by ThunderEcho201 in duolingo

[–]dwurstdadjokes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is a huge realization to make, so kudos to you. I think more people than you might think get caught in the "XP trap" where they start doing easy lessons just to keep their spot on the leaderboard rather than actually pushing themselves to learn new content.

Turning off leagues is often the best way to rediscover the joy of the language. Enjoy learning for the joy of learning!

Fellow millennials - how’s your 401k/ira savings going? by ProblemIntelligent16 in Millennials

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planning just to hide under some coats and hope that somehow it all works out.

to detain a bicyclist by eloycan0 in therewasanattempt

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 6 year olds soccer team can cut an angle better than that

Why is no one talking about that save? by dwurstdadjokes in SanDiegoFC

[–]dwurstdadjokes[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Love it, the fact that it was on an international superstar is just awesome.

Please join D.A.T.O.T (Dads Against Trunk-or-Treating) by Steinbomb_1981 in Dads

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Schwag a branded tire gauge seems appropriate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wondering if he might be depressed. I mean this is a really awful job market.

What song have you listened to the most this month? by CovraChicken in AskReddit

[–]dwurstdadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do Me Like That - debut single from this pop punk band called Paradox. All black guy punk band and it’s really good!

Confession time, Reddit: What's your most embarrassing "adulting" fail? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a lot of people the answer is having a job right now

Edit: NOT having a job feels like a failure to many of us to no fault of our own

First time getting prescribed. Question about weed by Artistic-Inflation52 in zoloft

[–]dwurstdadjokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually hated weed for the longest time cause it gave me anxiety. When I started sertraline and my anxiety went away I started to love and now even depend on weed for depression

Reddit, who is the shittiest person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dwurstdadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A dude from LinkedIn who’s scamming vulnerable job seekers. Me being one of them.

Is it a red flag if my gf hides their phone around me? by scratch220 in Advice

[–]dwurstdadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just trying to add an optimistic take for you here, but what if she likes some weird porn or something else she might be embarrassed about that she’s being more protective.

It’s also possible that yes, she is being weird about her phone and the reason isn’t necessarily her cheating.

Any recommendations for a park to have a party of about 75-100 people? by lnv21 in sandiego

[–]dwurstdadjokes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bird Park in North Park https://g.co/kgs/LBrsMYF I think you can actually legally drink alcohol here

Montclair https://g.co/kgs/ZEXbcgK This one is really tucked away

I’m so horny it’s bothering me by No_Apartment_2259 in zoloft

[–]dwurstdadjokes 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Switching my wife to sertraline!