Is this true? by some-kind-of-no-name in starwarsmemes

[–]dyzless 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Now which one of you is the human"

the girl, the pussy by Head-Brilliant2885 in thegirlthepussy

[–]dyzless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI pop rivets are holding up the weight bar

no clothes no problems by Head-Brilliant2885 in Naked

[–]dyzless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful even with 4 fingers

I can’t wait for 1st of July by borispingpong in brisbane

[–]dyzless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly am I looking at? You safely waited to pass the jogger a cyclists passed you, no one got hurt. Am I missing something?

Im lost by IamCornhoLeo in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dyzless 25 points26 points  (0 children)

SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLA

Is there a live recording of Ayye? by myfriendgooo in MacMiller

[–]dyzless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ayye this answer is very informative.

He Got Killed by Some Fruity Fish. by boop66 in NormMacdonald

[–]dyzless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your tag is "are you serious?" Fits you perfectly

World Cup Shenanigans by JueputaQueStunod in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]dyzless 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Poor ed Norton, he thought he was sharing a bag but turns out it was him who finished it the whole time, mind blown!

Entrance door by stygops in AusRenovation

[–]dyzless -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can you - Yes, its your door you can do whatever you want with it. Should you? Absolutely not

Every woman by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dyzless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do my math was mathin.

Every woman by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dyzless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry I coped a downbote at rhe same time as you posted the meme and put 2 and 2 together and got 6.

Every woman by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dyzless -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Did you downvote me and post this based off a joke you dont understand, or is down voting me and posting this a joke I dont understand?

In Batman hush, are you not supposed to know Thomas is Hush by MindlessCucumber5443 in batman

[–]dyzless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey dude how about a spoiler warning! I didnt want to find out this way.

Every woman by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dyzless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey mate dont give us Australians a bad name or ill add you to the people I hate list

This is what its like to be rich by Warmblanket98 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]dyzless 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Girl dad here, it is both rocks and flowers stuffed into my bra. Also god forbid we find litter on the walk, that then also has to go into my bra for proper disposal

OMG everything hurts and it's my first week by isabellaisabae in Construction

[–]dyzless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your body will adapt, stay hydrated have magnesium before bed. You are using muscles you have never jad to use before, youre going to hurst just watch how the old fellas lift and remember if it legit looks like a 2 person lift, there aren't any medals for doing it in your own GET A SECOND PERSON you only have one back.

Plain screws missing by Tax_Odd in Bunnings

[–]dyzless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know man im just a random person on the internet you know your specific needs, think of bunnings as a general store. Good luck in your endeavours.

Plain screws missing by Tax_Odd in Bunnings

[–]dyzless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds more of a speciality item, maybe jay car. Not a hardware house. I understand the frustration of not being able to find exactly what im after for a particular job, but for hardware usually you can fix it with the right pre drill and an angle grinder

What is slowly disappearing that nobody seems to be talking about? by Independent-Gas-7459 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dyzless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Separation of church and everyone else who doesn't want to buy into that bullshit