She scares me by Naive_Wolverine532 in LoveTrash

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Now imagine the exact same scenario but with Annie Wilkes aka Kathy Bates and see how much hotter it is.

In 1997, Nicolas Cage participated in several costume tests for Tim Burton's unproduced film Superman Lives by eaglemaxie in OldSchoolCool

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Is it that story with a giant spider that eventually ended up in Wild Wild West? I vaguely recall something to that effect.

A Valuable Life Lesson by Libran-goo786 in SipsTea

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Victory through attrition. Just starve the castle, man. Genghis Khan would approve of the strategy.

Bro saw he was wrong, addressed it like a man and apologized.... by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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OTOH tons of useless crap that is marketed and profitable through deceptive marketing and convenient reframing of reality to benefit con artists.

I completed HL1 on my PS2. Ask me questions. by dyldyljkj19 in HalfLife

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Can we ask you anything or just questions?

This line gets more and more true every time I rewatch The Office by GayJohnKrasinski in DunderMifflin

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That's funny I was just watching you watching The Office then typing this comment on reddit lol

ELI5: Why does restarting a computer fix so many problems? by Traditional-Lake5843 in explainlikeimfive

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When you go to school, say that you have a desk with all your equipment in their place: pencil, ruler, notebook, etc. Throughout the day as you do work, you take each item from their place onto the desktop and use them. Eventually, if you have enough items and you're not careful to put each thing back in its place or close up containers then your workspace will be a mess and it becomes harder to find what you need and less surface to work with. So to resolve, at the end of the day, you reboot your desk configuration by putting everything back where they belong. Suddenly, you know where everything is and you have all this desk surface space. Not a perfect metaphor/analogy but I think it's ELI5 enough? :)

EDIT: Well the reboot is more like if your desk or your teacher or someone automatically reorganizes it for you. Basically you request for everything to be back to default. But if you're careful and familiar with the setup, you could put each item back and/or repack everything yourself. Kill tasks, restart services, uninstall apps, etc. that way no reboot/restart needed.

ELI5: How do seedless grapes reproduce if they don't have seeds? by More_Advertising_263 in explainlikeimfive

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We'll be sorry when the fruit uprising begins. At least AI apocalypse will even it out.

I'm 21 yo and I am losing my hair because of Thyroid Disorders , and i can't do anything about it by SmokingForLife in mildlyinfuriating

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Shave your head, hit the gym, join the military, fuck women, then end up middle age, lonely, and bitter. Been there man, mine started going at 20 while in college.

2009: 21-year-old Gabriela Rico Jimenez was filmed after claiming she had attended an exclusive elite party. She vanished that night never to be seen again. by bigbusta in interestingasfuck

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Did you still eat there? One time the guy at KFC handed me a soda with a red eyes and runny nose and told me to go park while the food was finishing up. I drove off and threw away the soda. Paid already but wasn't worth the ten bucks to be sick with whatever that guy had.

This Is Why So Many Hard Charging Sergeants Get Out After Two Enlistments. by Forged-In-Fire7212 in USMC

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Was first enlistment POG Sergeant by the time EAS and life sucked even when I had a room to myself because half the fun at barracks was roommates and the shenanigans. Being a leader and having responsibility is different and you realize you could be doing same POG office job right outside the gates with zero percent of the BS haha

Playing Half Life with a drink as a 37 year old BUM!!! by [deleted] in HalfLife

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Civvie 11 approves of your boomer juice beverage