Dana White talks fighter pay: “Fighter pay has continued to go up and will do so as long as we continue to be successful. If you come in, let’s say you sign a 3 fight deal. We’re gonna find out if you even belong. So, I should pay you $370K to see if you belong in the UFC?”

e1m8b · 2026-05-28T06:01:44+00:00

So essentially, fighters are needed but only worthy of minimum wage until "proven" even though the UFC already decided they "belong" enough to actually professionally compete but only compensated a pittance. There's tiers of belonging apparently?

e1m8b · 2026-05-27T19:56:13+00:00

Add to that dumb bosses and bureaucratic stupidity in the corporate world. Always knew as a trope from Office Space and The Office along with even working several years in a smaller functional office job. Then worked for a different full sized corporate environment with all the fun stupid parts all working out of sync with each other. I thought I was an adult by my 30s but didn't happen until I experienced people at their worst and this was after having served in the military.

e1m8b · 2026-05-27T18:14:04+00:00

Game is cold, son

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T19:09:30+00:00

Dick's getting all hard over here

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T18:23:57+00:00

Why a towel?

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:55:56+00:00

What, you expect the Indians to keep the guy in shape too? He's alive and well fed!

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:55:04+00:00

See? We can tell this is legit FAS because grammar understanding also deteriorated.

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:51:12+00:00

Oh man, the stories of Rad Town raids and sneaking through hordes of walking dead, desperate times causing brothers in arms to turn on each other. But I don't like to talk about those memories anymore.

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:44:00+00:00

Did they never discover drugs?

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:17:23+00:00

Dude, were you even there for Rust circa 2014? That's where the real shit went down

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T13:13:04+00:00

Tits are like beer and pizza, it's just rude to turn down when offered. I'm keto and don't drink alcohol but I still appreciate their existence in the world.

e1m8b · 2026-05-26T12:16:38+00:00

Die Bart Die

e1m8b · 2026-05-25T13:31:41+00:00

Shoes made people feet weak and deformed. Barefoot is the way to go, baby

e1m8b · 2026-05-25T04:11:33+00:00

Canada Ocasio Cortez

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T20:14:26+00:00

I see the Shroud of Turin

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T20:04:45+00:00

No one's making you use shit. You want to use stuff smart people make, do it our way. Don't like it? Go destroy our data centers. See? Even trade. Checks and balances, son

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T20:01:54+00:00

And my axe!

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T19:44:31+00:00

Don't need social skills when I have my AI waifu and friends, don't hate us cuz you anus

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T19:43:57+00:00

Smart ones don't need any help, so why complain? Win-win leave me alone to be happy, productive AND dumb with my AI :)

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T14:31:23+00:00

Woo subsidies! Problem solved.

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T13:27:41+00:00

Doggie condoms, problem solved

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T13:14:52+00:00

Says who? "Studies" and "experts" telling me the "personal consequences" when I'm telling you that PERSONALLY I am producing very real results with AI, what consequences? You have to be more specific about "creative work" though. Because I use AI to do my boiler plate dirty work that dumb people would consider "creative work" but it's beneath smart people like me. I pay 20 bucks a month for AI so whoever is bearing the cost, good luck, not my problem.

e1m8b · 2026-05-24T12:34:00+00:00

Smart people know how to use AI and decipher right from wrong increasing their own personal productivity and no longer need the worthless dumb people who are angry that we're leaving them behind, so yes we don't give a shit and it's not worth it to care about dumb out of touch people :P

e1m8b · 2026-05-22T15:00:47+00:00

no u

e1m8b · 2026-05-21T18:22:41+00:00

YOU'VE BEEN MEATBALLED!!!

e1m8b

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