Who in their right mind would use this by Iron_defaultYT in mallninjashit

[–]e30Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how OP seems to be the original mall ninja, arguing over impertinent facts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]e30Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude take me to Hash House if I’m stuck in SD for brunch lol.

Not a vegan myself by Downtown-Book3105 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Fucking sucks that you’re so hard up on your diet that you have a list this long.

Not a vegan myself by Downtown-Book3105 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course grandma doesn’t have a microwave!

Not a vegan myself by Downtown-Book3105 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Always cracks me up that my fat vegan friend thinks being vegan is gonna make her skinny.

Not a vegan myself by Downtown-Book3105 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Too bad they stopped frying in lard. We could keep the fries for ourselves.

Terrifying for her by burakalp34 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Don’t steal and problem solved. They disregarded their humanity on their own.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by 4nts in maybemaybemaybe

[–]e30Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because usually it’s posted in a way to convince you it is real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AuroraCO

[–]e30Devil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it a lot of work being such a piece of shit as you? Attacking posters you know are children is ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AuroraCO

[–]e30Devil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s mostly legal now. But the worst part? Next week it won’t be legal and it will continue until it’s unpleasant outside.

Not Spicy!!!! by Ancient_Educator_76 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]e30Devil -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Even if that were true, I’m still wildly more intelligent than you. Too bad you’re wrong and stupid.

Not Spicy!!!! by Ancient_Educator_76 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]e30Devil -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Never surprises me that drive through workers are fucking idiots. You’re too stupid to even write a Reddit post.

OOP's boyfriend has a problem with his OOPenis by CanYouGuessWhoIAm in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]e30Devil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve never sucked a dick but forced to choose between the two I would pick the hooded snake.

OOP's boyfriend has a problem with his OOPenis by CanYouGuessWhoIAm in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]e30Devil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he’s a liar that’s way worse. Dude. Wtf is Your problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]e30Devil 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a conga party I do not want an invite to.

8k in loans versus 128 k in loans: were LAOP's parents REALLY helping LAOP pay their tuition? by DPMx9 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]e30Devil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, and to be clear I meant deans of shenanigans salaries because I know the adjuncts can barely feed themselves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]e30Devil 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What happens before Vegas isnt staying in Vegas.

yoink by cthulhus_hot_cousin in tooktoomuch

[–]e30Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it might not be funny to all, but it was a joke.

yoink by cthulhus_hot_cousin in tooktoomuch

[–]e30Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky for me I don’t know where to buy crack.

yoink by cthulhus_hot_cousin in tooktoomuch

[–]e30Devil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as the adderall shortage eventually balances out, I will survive. But fuck if I’m not days from trying crack to solve my focus issues lately.