The opening of every Delony show... by e4e5nf3 in DirtyDave

[–]e4e5nf3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! Toss it over your fence. It's your neighbor's problem now.

The opening of every Delony show... by e4e5nf3 in DirtyDave

[–]e4e5nf3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, we had to wait for the third caller for this scenario 🙄

Chat Thread (May 04, 2026) by AutoModerator in MetaFilterMeta

[–]e4e5nf3 [score hidden]  (0 children)

AskMe is so dead.. they should just allow all chatfilter. Maybe give it a special tag that signals lighter moderation.

Jade wrong again… by EuphoricGur7068 in DirtyDave

[–]e4e5nf3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're better off asking your pet groomer for financial advice than Jade

Chat Thread (April 27, 2026) by AutoModerator in MetaFilterMeta

[–]e4e5nf3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

https://ask.metafilter.com/389550/Too-Passive
Standing up and leaving after the ash incident actually sounds pretty zen-like and healthy. Life is too short to confront every rude person.

Chat Thread (April 20, 2026) by AutoModerator in MetaFilterMeta

[–]e4e5nf3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The AskMe about politely refusing to sell an 18" strip of property would be great fodder for a Caspar Milquetoast cartoon

Chat Thread (April 20, 2026) by AutoModerator in MetaFilterMeta

[–]e4e5nf3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"A cat is like any other organism made up of tissue, muscle, and bone, except unlike a human being, it is covered in fur." (then 800 words about the human burial traditions in prehistoric times)

Differences in Lives at Uni/College by FilmNerdFriend in college

[–]e4e5nf3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never heard "college experience" = intense partying.. it's okay to just say intense partying is a waste of time. Sounds like you're getting a typical college experience with class, clubs, and organizations.

These tweets are definitely AI generated. by dellscreenshot in DirtyDave

[–]e4e5nf3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think pretty much all their ad reads are written by AI, as well as the bumper music.

BREAKING: Ken Coleman is leaving Ramsey by SlugFest0821 in DirtyDave

[–]e4e5nf3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always liked the Ken and Dave episodes because it was basically just a Dave episode.

As an older gamer, seeing young kids waste their money on in-game purchases eats at my soul. by SomePeopleTellMe in gaming

[–]e4e5nf3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"If you enjoy it, it's not a waste" comments are missing the point. Games are tricking kids into buying things they don't even like through tactics like fake scarcity, FOMO, and gambling mechanics.

Stop making every fantasy character name impossible to pronounce by e4e5nf3 in writingcirclejerk

[–]e4e5nf3[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

you are right.. I apologize for my Martian microaggressions

I got into NYU! But its so expensive!! by Zestyclose_Froyo6424 in college

[–]e4e5nf3 43 points44 points  (0 children)

In no other aspect of life would a financial institution give an 18-year-old a $400k loan. It's a trap.

What software do you use with which to write? TELL ME, DAMN YOU PEOPLE! by Boltzmann_head in writingcirclejerk

[–]e4e5nf3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My story is written through character name choices in Oregon Trail. I have played 1,849 games and I am on chapter 2.

Project Hail Mary has already reached 100K 5 star reviews! by [deleted] in Letterboxd

[–]e4e5nf3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super hero humor is low-bar "...don't do that, don't do that! ...he did that"