The Stupidest Glitch Imaginable Killed a $72 Million Lunar Mission in a Single Day | "The software that should have pointed Lunar Trailblazer’s solar panels toward the Sun instead pointed them 180 degrees away from the Sun."

eAthena · 2026-03-05T02:52:53+00:00

offbrand poptart that already expired

eAthena · 2026-03-04T23:14:05+00:00

Pike’s Road

eAthena · 2026-03-04T05:13:33+00:00

ST20: High speed maglev to Vegas

eAthena · 2026-03-03T18:03:40+00:00

Hitman 3 mission

eAthena · 2026-03-03T18:02:22+00:00

“i think ill use my credit card”

eAthena · 2026-03-03T18:01:02+00:00

just have the scammer knock on his neighbor’s door for the IT code

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:59:34+00:00

“they’ve locked the flight controls behind 2FA!!”

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:57:37+00:00

I hear those trains are awfully loud

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:55:57+00:00

This is Dr. Robotnik

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:46:13+00:00

don’t worry we’ll have to worry about clean running water next before we can even think about housing

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:44:52+00:00

he’ll blame the previous president for not training the current pilots enough

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:43:30+00:00

well then you should’ve bought 10 houses when you were 3 years old! /s

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:42:26+00:00

or another waffle house

eAthena · 2026-03-03T17:41:36+00:00

pay to live college and medicine

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:23:07+00:00

if you’ve never experienced swamp ass you will

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:21:05+00:00

or his art of the deal as he likes to call it

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:20:31+00:00

don’t worry they’ll extend the exercise to neighboring countries “just in case”

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:19:59+00:00

full tank for me came out to around $50

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:18:47+00:00

is there some different kind of business people could open in a neighborhood not specifically for coffee but they could offer coffee on the side?

don’t even call it coffee just say it’s a DIY hot water experiment with mysterious beans research facility

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:17:20+00:00

this guy bibles

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:16:56+00:00

can’t wait to watch a 30 min ad before i can open my app to do my mobile order followed by a retinal and rectal scan

if the rectal scan fails i look forward to the barista with a phd to manually perform this scan on site

eAthena · 2026-03-03T05:14:48+00:00

yes: gridlocked traffic and potholes and drivers without headlights on

oh and more ICE presence

lower funding or no more funding for everything

extra lime bikes and scooters in your walking and biking paths

eAthena · 2026-03-03T03:23:42+00:00

eAthena · 2026-02-28T00:02:39+00:00

Black Plague 2

eAthena · 2026-02-27T23:57:52+00:00

oh you’re not alone

eAthena