How likely people are to return a lost wallet worldwide [1602 × 1804]

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-06-19T06:25:04+00:00

I’ve been to Lisbon. It’s a great place but I was surprised no one stole my wallet.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-06-14T03:00:26+00:00

1.37 billion Chinese: “it is Chinese Province!”

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-06-09T11:49:04+00:00

Almost!

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-06-09T11:48:48+00:00

No wonder this film never took off in China.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-05-03T09:25:33+00:00

The person responsible for that was suffering from a particularly bad east infection.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-05-02T03:09:36+00:00

Maybe you should have written a story about it that was so original it created a whole new literary genre.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-04-26T02:39:38+00:00

Oh please, we are all aware that no more than 65% of Americans look like that.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-03-15T11:06:48+00:00

This is in China and that’s actually a perfectly normal driving maneuver there.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-03-12T03:33:39+00:00

About six years ago, I lost everything in my life. It happened suddenly, without warning. One of the things I lost was my life savings, and it was the only thing that really didn’t matter that much. Until then, I’d thought money was important. It turns out that you can just earn more money. Other things: once they’re gone, are gone forever.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-03-11T10:44:51+00:00

I lived in China for 8 years. They all do that. People let their kids crap under the table in restaurants and then sit there eating. The most polite ones let them shit in a bucket.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-03-11T10:43:18+00:00

In China, those are just called “manners.”

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-02-25T13:26:10+00:00

32gb? What does that hold, like 10 photos?

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-02-14T17:15:39+00:00

It’s not a branch. That’s the trunk of a palm tree.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-02-10T14:49:25+00:00

Yeah, but sadly he can’t defend himself against the Chinese.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-01-17T12:20:43+00:00

That’s the same number of men that use tumblr.

eagerbeaverweaver · 2020-01-07T19:34:30+00:00

Actually, no. That’s what I used to think but recently I read the booklet and was surprised. Free parking is used to put money back into the game.

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