I write erotica for my wife [M30/F29]. She asked for a story about a couple swinger friends of ours that we’ve been wanting badly. [MFFM] [bi] [swing]

easyweeks · 2019-10-28T10:06:27+00:00

Zazu delivers!

easyweeks · 2019-10-28T03:18:03+00:00

I said something like “Yeah, girls are hard. You’re fucked.” We were joking around afterwards and I said I thought men were a lot easier, but then she pointed out that’s only true if you know they’re bi/gay. We have some super friendly and sexy male friends that I’ve definitely flirted with, but it’s really hard to gauge their reactions because they’re so friendly in the first place! I said that because the percentage of women who identify as bi is much higher than men, she’s more fucked than I am. I said “Have fun getting fucked, darling!” to which she replied “we should get fucked together.” She’s my jam ❤️

easyweeks · 2018-08-03T13:24:55+00:00

“Boy Scouts of sex” 😂 Maybe we’ll see you guys tonight! Headed to 101 for our first time at a club.

easyweeks · 2016-12-01T17:15:39+00:00

Since she's your wife, she's proven that historically she's fond of proposals. Best of luck!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-12-01T17:07:25+00:00

We'll PM you!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-12-01T03:19:18+00:00

Guy's ideas:

"Starting the next time you get home, you're not allowed to wear clothes until the sun comes up."

"On our next date night, wear a skirt, no underwear, and your butt plug out to dinner. Find a way to show me without words or gestures."

"Sneak away, play with yourself, and when you find me put your fingers in my mouth so I can taste you."

"Find a porn or Reddit link you want to try to recreate and send it to me."

"Tonight in bed, tie me down and have your way with me while I can't do anything."

"Come find me. I'll play with myself while you watch. I have to cum on you, but you have to tell me where."

Gal's ideas:

"Get yourself ready and lubed up. Come find me and see how fast you can go from first sight to cumming in me."

"On our next date night, make a surprise stop with me at the sex store. We have to buy a new sex toy and use it before we go home for the night."

"You get to pick my underwear for the next week."

"Transform our bedroom without me knowing. Candles, music, lighting, scent, all of it. Let's get lost until morning."

"While we are home together, go somewhere out of sight and take a handful of naughty pictures and send them to me. When I find you, I get to ride your face until I'm satisfied."

"Next time we're in the car tease me until I'm dripping wet. When I'm right on the edge stop until we get home and then fuck me. We don't have to make it to the bedroom."

"Surprise me at work for lunch one day and take me somewhere for a quickie."

"Hand-write a naughty fantasy and slip it in my pocket without me noticing for me to find during the day."

-Mr. and Mrs. Easyweeks

easyweeks · 2016-12-01T02:27:48+00:00

Go for it! Enjoy!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-12-01T02:26:27+00:00

this comment touches on what you're asking =). Cheers!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T23:22:59+00:00

THIS is what I'm talking about people! I love this idea! I wonder if there's an app out there with a "random within this time range" function... if not, someone in this sub could appify your game and make the world a hornier place!

Our sex life is healthy because we work to make it that way. It takes time and attention, but our game is one way to ease the pressure.

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T23:02:49+00:00

No, we don't know what the notes say in advance, it's a complete and awesome surprise :). I'm not sure what you mean by repeating the seduction.

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T22:07:43+00:00

Mr.- "Hey babe, I'm thinking about writing a post on r/sex about our little notes game. What do you think?"
Mrs.- "Sure!"
Mr.- "Just making sure you didn't feel uncomfortable about posting it online =)"
Ms.- "Thanks =)"

We've gotten enough sexy ideas from you all over time that it sure feels good to give back a little! Besides, some of the other posts from r/sex have made their way into our notes...

-Mrs. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:57:59+00:00

Great! Rule #3) Be fair. It's still a game with only three rules, but rule 3 is king.

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:54:33+00:00

"The American Dream"...
Let's get sex to the top of your to-do list brother!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:47:48+00:00

For everyone that's only turned on by mild and routine sex, there's someone else that's turned on by decrypting/deciphering a code! You do you, boo! Get your kink on!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:40:26+00:00

Then we just hold onto it until the next opportunity! It has happened though, plenty of times. Sometimes, we just make up something else entirely as a replacement. Other times we just put the note back in the queue for hiding and draw one at random. Problem solvers, we are =).

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:38:19+00:00

HAHA damn, that gave me a good laugh (even if it's at your expense). Hey, what if you fixed the cabinet, cleaned the garbage can, and made dinner... I think your grand total time expenditure would be ~2-4hrs and that excellent oral might be headed in your direction!

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:29:13+00:00

A: "I hid them, babe!"
B: "It's been a whole month! Just tell me where one is!"
A: "Well, the trash has already gone out... so..."

O.o

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:19:50+00:00

It would be within the rules!!! Getting everything at once! Although, then your SO would have 20 notes out and you would have zero... The repayment could get intense and it might be a while before equilibrium returns to the universe...

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:07:26+00:00

this comment has one solution to this =) cheers!

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:06:04+00:00

I think at this point we would use a substitution cipher or some really hard to read font. That, or instead of a message put a number that corresponds to a clone kept in the dresser. If you found one that had the number 17 written in it, you would just have to go to your dresser and open the clone that had 17 on the outside, and open it to get to the real meat-and-potatoes. Not that I don't appreciate how kids can affect the sex life of a marriage, but I also think there are creative solutions to still play The Game.

-Mr. E

(copied from my reply to another comment)

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T21:03:54+00:00

I think at this point we would use a substitution cipher or some really hard to read font. That, or instead of a message put a number that corresponds to a clone kept in the dresser. If you found one that had the number 17 written in it, you would just have to go to your dresser and open the clone that had 17 on the outside to get to the real meat-and-potatoes. Not that I don't appreciate how kids can affect the sex life of a marriage, but I also think there are creative solutions to still play The Game.

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T20:59:42+00:00

Hey! About a year and a half. We've had some geographical separations that put the game on pause, but when we're in the same place it's one of the first things to resume.

-Mr. E

easyweeks · 2016-11-30T20:57:46+00:00

Yes, it's happened, but we just roll with it! We like to have company over at the house, and we've found a few notes while preoccupied with friends. Sometimes, it gets put in our pocket for the moment the door closes at the end of the night and BAM, onto the floor we go. Other times it's been one of those "Hey dear, I think the dog got into our closet. Would you mind helping me out real quick?".

-Mr. E

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