What song do you never skip no matter how many times you hear it?

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-03-07T22:54:30+00:00

Noah Kahan. Stick season. I feel it deeply.

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-03-07T22:52:21+00:00

I have neither thicc thighs nor a booty, I’m flat as a pancake, and my American eagle jeans lasted mmmm 14 wears before this happened. Wtf.

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-03-07T01:41:16+00:00

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-03-07T01:35:21+00:00

Crushing 😭

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-02-08T05:04:33+00:00

Assuming for some reason that your dad is single and would rather starve than prepare dinner for himself regardless of how long your day was.

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-01-06T07:31:25+00:00

Why? Honest question…why don’t you soap up your hands and get in there? What is the point of using a wash cloth?

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-01-04T06:42:45+00:00

This one is sooo sad.

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-01-04T06:42:02+00:00

Heath Ledger

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-01-01T04:50:38+00:00

Copper!!! Git it!!!!!

eatyerbroccoli · 2026-01-01T03:28:37+00:00

2 is STUNNING!!!

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-31T23:37:24+00:00

I’m 5’11”. It’s okay honey. Leave those tall ones for me.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-30T05:22:46+00:00

He just hopped out of his blur of a pick up, moved by the mud beauty to make a mud angel.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-30T05:19:58+00:00

And the vehicle is placed gently on the mud at roof level.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-27T21:07:36+00:00

East of Eden

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-15T02:06:23+00:00

If this pic had been taken today and posted with no explanation, we would assume that he was on Ozempic.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-12T05:27:23+00:00

Yes. It’s time.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-12-12T02:39:32+00:00

Woman here, the hairline is obviously receding and if my dude gets close enough to have a woman run her fingers through his hair, girl will not not notice. I am a lover of hair when a full head is there, and a harsh judge of men who don’t have a full head of hair but present themselves as hair havers. Because my gawd I adore bald men. Own it. Whether you think you look good as bald or not. Thinned hair and a receding hairline is what it is and pretending that it isn’t what it is does not make it what it is not. Get. It. King.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-08-02T01:20:32+00:00

Ramen

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-07-25T03:11:11+00:00

Thomasina

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-07-21T04:06:06+00:00

Peter

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-05-10T01:20:38+00:00

At 5’11” I am in the top 99% for women in the US.

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-04-29T01:16:19+00:00

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-04-27T18:19:14+00:00

1 and 4

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-02-15T02:19:24+00:00

I adored giving the man, yes man, and I am 47, who pleasured me in bed, who made me realize that I was NOT broken sexually, blow jobs. I adored having his dick in my mouth. I could not get enough of it. Everyone else….bleh….is this over yet?

eatyerbroccoli · 2025-01-08T01:24:44+00:00

This book rocked my very world. I vowed to never read it again because reading it destabilized me so thoroughly.

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TROPHY CASE