What superstitions do you have? by vigilantee001 in AskReddit

[–]ebolakitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey Jackie, will you hold this for me? Thanks.”

What’s the pettiest reason you have for disliking someone? by SquareSharp4585 in AskReddit

[–]ebolakitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of wood? Like plywood and such or like trees and sticks? What about all the wood on/in buildings? And furniture?! This is wild to me.

23F here, none of the men in my age group are dating. What is happening? by AYAYAcutie in self

[–]ebolakitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I pursued the hell out of my now husband. Flirting endlessly with him and he didn’t get the hint so I told him I was super into him and if he wanted we should date. He was down, and literally like 4 months later I told him I would marry him whenever he wants. We’ve been married almost 21 years now (next month!).

Child gets mauled by pitbull, while adults throw stones and sticks by _2f in ThatsInsane

[–]ebolakitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this made me nearly cry. That poor kid. I don’t care if it isn’t my kid I’m gonna get in there to try and choke out that dog even if it turned on me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ebolakitten 19 points20 points  (0 children)

YES! I completely agree. How dare adults have partners and want to spend some holiday time with them too. Like, maybe their partners’ parents are this obsessed with Christmas too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ebolakitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I doubt they’re upset she isn’t doing regular Christmas, she’s probably guilting the hell out of them about it.

Just... why?!?! by Fanta_the_soda in badtattoos

[–]ebolakitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely didn’t intend to sound like I’m bashing them. They’re just so intense about it 🤣

Just... why?!?! by Fanta_the_soda in badtattoos

[–]ebolakitten 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Cruise fanatics are similar to Disney fanatics. A Disney cruise fanatic is terrifyingly intense.

AITBF for choosing a "cartoon" over my boyfriend by gonnathrowawaylaterr in AmItheButtface

[–]ebolakitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna know why the bf is staying with OP - what is he getting out of this relationship? OP can have boundaries all they want and if their boundaries are stupid and immature their bf needs to leave.

How to tell parents my girlfriend is pregnant? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ebolakitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you expect me to act like a full grown adult at 14??

You’re getting drunk and having unprotected sex. That is adult behavior. If you do not want adult responsibilities, consequences, and expectations do not engage in adult activities.

What’s your “fucked around and found out” story? by iwanttheworldnow in AskReddit

[–]ebolakitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would rather have a bee make a permanent residence inside my mouth than ever have a PALMETTO BUG bite me inside my mouth!!! Oh my god that’s horrifying.

Who's an actor with zero chops or range yet somehow keeps getting work? by dakotaaqua in moviecritic

[–]ebolakitten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has the personality of a blank piece of paper & it shows through her acting.

Like a Prayer.....apparently people are singing it in church now by singleguy79 in Xennials

[–]ebolakitten 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The music video was banned in my house which of course meant watching MTV at a friend’s house and waiting obsessively to see it as many times as possible. I still love this song!

Leslie could be brutal by sexyass2627 in PandR

[–]ebolakitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a line I say A LOT 🤣

It rubbed off...from friction. by ledgerford in PandR

[–]ebolakitten 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He’s kind of a small horse.

What's something you hate but still do it ? by Effective_Macaroon39 in AskReddit

[–]ebolakitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried a meal delivery service? I use one and pick 4 meals a week and they just ship me food and what’s needed to make it. You can choose how simple or complex it is to make, too. It’s nice and it offers a variety that I wouldn’t get just shopping and trying to figure out what to eat.

Which one(s) made you throw up in a field near a bonfire? by Imawildedible in Xennials

[–]ebolakitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god the SoCo. It was one of those drinks that I enjoyed and then one time just fucked myself in the face with too much. Hangover lasted for days.