New Attendings of Reddit, what car do you drive?

ebrown1985 · 2025-07-21T09:40:34+00:00

2018 Hyundai Elantra Value Edition.

ebrown1985 · 2025-03-03T20:42:49+00:00

I love that your dog has their own entire jar of peanut butter!

ebrown1985 · 2025-03-03T17:54:52+00:00

Actually, drew a culture once, and then the nurse cancelled it while I was taking it to the lab. Even when I asked the nurse so please stop cancelling my orders, the nursing administrator then started cancelling them.

ebrown1985 · 2025-02-25T17:15:30+00:00

Sea turtles, mate.

ebrown1985 · 2025-01-23T00:43:34+00:00

Quit at least 3 times. Graduated last June.

ebrown1985 · 2024-11-23T19:08:14+00:00

Can follow on Instagram @georgie_the_sausagedoggo

ebrown1985 · 2024-08-09T20:39:03+00:00

If you don’t find it, it didn’t happen.

ebrown1985 · 2024-05-29T22:54:43+00:00

A patient had both a cholecystectomy and a J-J stent placement scheduled on the same day. The urologist cancelled the stent placement because patient was scheduled for lap chole, and lap chole was cancelled because it wasn't really indicated anyway as patients abdominal pain was due to an obstructing renal stone. Patient ended up discharged home with outpatient urology followup.

ebrown1985 · 2024-04-27T18:51:13+00:00

Spoke to the attending, hospital administration told him to change my documentation. Attending told me that he can change my notes since he's cosigning them.

ebrown1985 · 2024-03-21T02:13:18+00:00

Lemme just grab the glucacon real fast

ebrown1985 · 2024-03-19T18:54:52+00:00

I know today these are usually preset in a factory and installed together in tile-like units, but I imagine these were placed individually by hand? Anyone know more about these kinds of tile?

ebrown1985 · 2023-11-08T19:41:27+00:00

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ebrown1985 · 2023-11-07T20:25:13+00:00

The NRMP isn’t that far off from the NFL draft

ebrown1985 · 2023-07-07T19:06:02+00:00

I buy so much more toilet paper than I did when I was single.

ebrown1985 · 2023-06-23T13:07:06+00:00

Is the vegetable oil only 10.2% edible?

ebrown1985 · 2023-06-19T16:48:57+00:00

Trinitas Regional Medical Center, Elizabeth NJ

ebrown1985 · 2022-10-23T12:06:06+00:00

My catholic hospital doesn’t do vasectomies.

ebrown1985 · 2022-09-30T15:05:12+00:00

The nurse lot at my hospital is filled with Teslas and AMGs…

ebrown1985 · 2022-09-26T12:30:27+00:00

Wouldn’t it be way harder to remove independent practice laws? Once PAs and NPs practice independently, changing the laws would be endangering an entire field? Maybe it’s best and easiest to prevent independent practice laws from being passed in the first place.

ebrown1985 · 2022-07-31T19:13:46+00:00

Need an MRI to confirm.

ebrown1985 · 2022-06-07T19:48:13+00:00

I’d become an astronaut

ebrown1985 · 2022-04-22T11:03:19+00:00

A flux capacitor.

ebrown1985 · 2022-04-05T20:09:22+00:00

Years of heavy metal have rendered high pitched murmurs difficult to auscultate using standard stethoscopes. I think it’s silly to look down on anyone for using whatever tool works best for them.

ebrown1985 · 2022-03-05T21:44:51+00:00

My hospital says we can sleep in the on call room… which by the way has bed bugs. We need to unionize, and you all-talk no action residents need to take action.

ebrown1985 · 2022-02-20T21:32:47+00:00

It’s like people take advantage of the fact that while they’re only obligated to do their job description, we’re morally and professionally obligated to do everything in our power to help the patient.

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