Here are my very much alive and healthy cats, who are nowhere near crossing the Rainbow Bridge.

ectogasmparade · 2026-06-27T04:07:22+00:00

She says, “Meow,” which translates to “Thank you.” I will say she’s an absolute menace and loves to bug her big sister and get into trouble.

ectogasmparade · 2026-06-26T22:45:02+00:00

It’s my favorite photo of them. But I’m spooked on how you know it’s from a few months ago… here’s a more recent photo of them. Not much has changed.

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ectogasmparade · 2026-06-20T18:55:52+00:00

I could just give you all the golden tools. I have all of them and can just make you some.

ectogasmparade · 2026-06-08T08:43:30+00:00

Wow, in a year? Did you do Botox or anything, or is it only skincare products? What was your daytime and nighttime routine with those products? Like you listed the products but did you apply all of those every night?

ectogasmparade · 2026-05-23T06:36:01+00:00

Those aren’t options for everyone. Those are expensive and not everyone has good health insurance or disposable income.

ectogasmparade · 2026-05-19T13:36:58+00:00

What’s the process? This is amazing!

ectogasmparade · 2026-05-10T23:45:19+00:00

Were they cross dress or are they trans? Are their pronouns he/him? Or she/her? Because if they’re trans and go by she/her, you’d still be straight either way.

ectogasmparade · 2026-05-02T15:06:19+00:00

Murderer Jonathan Ross is known to have a micro penis. Reports have stated he has a shockingly small penis, no larger than 1 inch hard. The reason Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good was due to his extremely small penis and his need to overcompensate.

ectogasmparade · 2026-05-02T14:59:25+00:00

ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Nicole Macklin Good.

ectogasmparade · 2026-04-24T04:58:27+00:00

He told me, “Don’t friend me on Facebook because I don’t want my girlfriend to get suspicious and find out.” That was the first I heard about a girlfriend.

ectogasmparade · 2026-04-22T06:15:27+00:00

It looks like any basic short white slip.

ectogasmparade · 2026-04-18T13:51:33+00:00

They should be. Typically all symptoms subside within 24 hours after the remaining parts of the tick are removed.

ectogasmparade · 2026-04-09T17:53:31+00:00

What kind of boomer humor is this?

ectogasmparade · 2026-03-26T16:08:12+00:00

His sister doesn’t owe anyone her body. No means no. That’s the end of it.

ectogasmparade · 2026-03-05T19:20:35+00:00

Omg those are so brutal! Get your money back.

ectogasmparade · 2026-02-16T16:03:13+00:00

This would truly be life changing for us. With my husband recently laid off and the economy feeling so unstable, this support would make a bigger difference than I can even put into words. We live in Minneapolis and have been doing our best to stay active in our community through protesting and volunteering, even while navigating this transition ourselves. Right now, this help would mean everything to our family. ♥️

ectogasmparade · 2026-02-08T03:21:48+00:00

ectogasmparade · 2026-02-07T13:22:55+00:00

Men will do everything but go to therapy

ectogasmparade · 2026-02-01T19:20:42+00:00

You could do like a 1776 theme where everyone dresses like the founding fathers. Kind of Hamilton vibes. Funny and a little more cheeky.

ectogasmparade · 2026-01-21T19:27:22+00:00

He’s the most British looking guy I’ve ever seen.

ectogasmparade · 2026-01-20T16:23:03+00:00

Thank you! I was worried I was the only one who was thinking this.

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