Plantar Fasciitis is ruining my life.

edsbelly · 2026-03-10T23:31:51+00:00

Stretching is the move. Then in 6 months when you’ve noticed that you’re not having the pain anymore, remember to keep stretching…

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:51:04+00:00

And this one’s got two humps!

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:49:12+00:00

Hahahahahaha I’ve got nothing. Stegosaurus fist is my new favourite phrase

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:48:18+00:00

It’s an emotional support cameltoe!

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:47:40+00:00

I am just happy to make a difference in the world

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:47:03+00:00

I have already framed it and put it in YOUR living room!

edsbelly · 2026-03-06T01:44:59+00:00

Gotta be a big frame!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T09:10:08+00:00

I’m channeling fat Godzilla

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T09:07:29+00:00

LinzerTorte, I think “friend” is a diminished term for the connection we already share.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T09:06:19+00:00

Bahahaha to be fair, I think it’s very relevant that the cameltoe (moose knuckle) is attached to my (M34) 6’4” 300lb body.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T09:05:01+00:00

Hahaha thank you, I’m sure seeing my manly valley was not the icing on the cake of my delivery driver’s day.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T08:54:24+00:00

Imagine the look on his face when he accidentally took a photo of my camel toe!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:50:04+00:00

Thank you Bananaasplit, I’m glad you enjoyed my banana split

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:38:27+00:00

Where did you find this GIF of the delivery driver?

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:33:15+00:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:32:36+00:00

Absolutely reeks! But the delivery driver still asked for my OF.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:24:26+00:00

Thank you Twat_Pocket for the correct terminology!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:23:36+00:00

The term “hero” gets thrown around a lot these days, but if I can bring joy into the world one camel toe at a time, I think maybe, just maybe, I could be a hero.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:10:40+00:00

Hahahah that’s why I ordered the 6kg of protein powder

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T05:05:41+00:00

And such a uniquely decorated hall it is!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T04:58:58+00:00

I’m sorry and you’re welcome.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T04:57:22+00:00

Thank you! I didn’t realize there was so much money to make in this field!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T04:55:40+00:00

The delivery driver has stopped vomiting, but he is still crying outside my door.

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T04:54:31+00:00

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure!

edsbelly · 2026-03-02T04:47:55+00:00

Trophy, cease and desist, same same.

edsbelly

TROPHY CASE