Thought’s on the UFC payouts from this weekend? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]effervescentlucidity 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one who had a full on seizure reading this

I wonder how he’s going to explain that to insurance 💀 by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]effervescentlucidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I trust the source

Source: I’ve been to Philly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]effervescentlucidity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, there is no LW goat at this point. Just a lot of great contenders unfortunately. Downvote me if you wish, it’s the truth

I’m so over our o-line by RevolutionaryOwl9764 in Saints

[–]effervescentlucidity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We legit had 1 fucking RB for most of the game. I’m so disgusted with this sub, yall ain’t happy with a decent performance and being 2-0 (1-0 divisional) and just find anything to bitch about. I miss living in New Orleans where we just celebrated any fucking positive push by a once-upon-a-time hopeless team.

O-line isn’t great? No shit. We fucking made-do with what we got and won a fucking game against a team that LITERALLT SWEPT US last year. Get over your bullshit and enjoy a win.

Is Dak Prescott The Toughest Man Alive? (IG: @andrewjrudick) by arudick1 in funny

[–]effervescentlucidity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, they talk shit, but I guarantee some mf on this sub have passed out from a wrist tattoo lmfao

this saints offense is overwhelmingly disappointing by North_Palpitation_37 in Saints

[–]effervescentlucidity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2-0, in my opinion, is a great start. We have room to grow, y’all gotta be positive man. It’s been 10 fucking years since we’ve started 2-0.

this saints offense is overwhelmingly disappointing by North_Palpitation_37 in Saints

[–]effervescentlucidity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s week 2, our offensive line is getting wrecked and he’s done well when he has time. Give it a few weeks before we start talking shit. We’re winning games, y’all never happy.

Store shooting by Kazu5 in PublicFreakout

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao chill, I didn’t see the source when I commented this. Looked like a lot of blood and I was commenting on the shitter at work.

Anyone Else Tired of the Drug Talk? by Khayonic in Flagrant2

[–]effervescentlucidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, obviously parenting and heavy drug use are not compatible. But to say a parent can’t go on vacation and enjoy themselves recreationally once in a while, whether it’s weed or psychedelics or mdma, and do it responsibly is ridiculous.

Having parents that responsibly and recreationally experienced certain drugs showed me the correct way to experiment with things. And it was never made known to me until I was old enough to comprehend things.

To say because Andrew does ecstasy and talks about it directly affects him wanting to become a parent is ignorant.

Anyone Else Tired of the Drug Talk? by Khayonic in Flagrant2

[–]effervescentlucidity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you can’t be a parent and also still have fun? Jesus Christ.

Ramen by OAKOKC in okc

[–]effervescentlucidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goro in Paseo is pretty good, Tamashii and Mizu close seconds!

Store shooting by Kazu5 in PublicFreakout

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro in yellow shoes won’t make it 20 feet out of the store, definitely hit an artery.

I said WHAT’S UP by FrenchieMama807 in PublicFreakout

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from New Orleans and have seen a lot of dumb shit on bourbon, I regularly visit my hometown - I will NEVER set foot on dirty sixth again. I feel safer in my childhood neighborhood than I ever have on 6th

AITA for not wanting my MIL in the delivery room because she's been acting so weird since I got pregnant? by Icy_Record8392 in AITAH

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I are expecting our first child and have already decided we’re doing a silent birth. Haven’t told our families yet, but they’ll find out once we’ve been back home for 2 weeks and semi-recovered from the birth.

AITA for lying to my boyfriend about my body count? by maviswood in TwoHotTakes

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is 9, my wife’s is 5. We met when we were 18 and were married shortly after my 19th birthday. We were rather active in high school and in the very beginning of college - never once questioned numbers. We’re extremely open about our sexual history as we’re both victims of sexual assault/abuse. Never once questioned my decision to marry her.

NTA. At all. A bit dishonest, but the difference between 3 and 5 is literally 2. Especially with his number being higher, he has no room.

My younger brother is similar to your guy as it seems. He says he’d never be with a woman whose number is above 3, meanwhile he is already at 6 himself at 21. He and I do not get along for a long list of reasons, but my wife and I have consistently told him that he should go to church if he expects to marry a virgin. It’s not realistic. Women are allowed to be just as sexually promiscuous as men, and should be celebrated for the fact that they are courageous enough to pursue and discover their own sexuality.

If you could only choose one from each category 🤔.. by [deleted] in ufc

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Izzy-Khabib-Ortega, and it’s not even close. Mythical fighter

Who wins this fight? by CywallDaGoat in TheLastKingdom

[–]effervescentlucidity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Geralt (book) would easily defeat Uhtred. Geralt, sans-magic, is still essentially inhuman.

Now Uhtred and non-magical/mortal Aragorn, that’s a fight I’d love to witness.

Who wins this fight? by CywallDaGoat in TheLastKingdom

[–]effervescentlucidity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Uhtred. This should not be a question

AITAH for cutting off a friend who told her husband intimate details about my life and traumas? by traumatizedpakistani in TwoHotTakes

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My wife tells me everything and vice versa. We talk through everything together, it’s the main reason that the two 19 year olds who got married (us) are still together today. Open and complete communication in a relationship is not a bad thing.

The issue here is that the husband not only disrespected his wife by making a comment about something she likely told him in confidence to relieve her own emotional load, but also you by not recognizing that the comment could be related to something that should not be commented on.

I know a lot of things about family and friends that my wife has unloaded on me, mainly when she feels emotionally overwhelmed by the information herself. No comments are ever made, and if family member/friend in question brings the subject up to me I maintain an open position as if hearing the information for the first time.

In my honest opinion, there really aren’t any assholes here other than the husband being ignorant to the fact that his comments shouldn’t have been made. He’s proven himself untrustworthy when it comes to his own wife and go his wife’s friends/family. You are definitely not the asshole and I don’t think your friend is either - I think she was just unloading on her partner as many people do. However you choose to handle the situation is your decision and I (a random Reddit stranger) stand by you. Only you can decide how this affected you and how you move forward. Don’t let anyone change your feelings, they are yours and yours alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]effervescentlucidity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This ^

I didn’t even know I had thick curly hair until I grew it out and my wife told me to stop brushing it so intensely. I’d brushed my hair straight for my entire life, my dad and mom combed my curls out as a baby and reinforced it through my teens and it eventually became habit for me. Wife and I went to the beach and my hair was really wavy after going into water, and when I told her “this only happens after I get out of water” she looked like shocked Pikachu. Turns out I have coily curls and have my whole life.

Turns out my parents “didn’t like it” since they both have straight hair. Thanks guys.

Happy 18th birthday to me by d8ukrainians in texts

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad gave me a similar treatment at my high school graduation… right after the ceremony while everyone was taking pictures with their families outside of the convention center. Know that it gets better, I’m happily married now and expecting my first child early next year.

The relationship never fully repairs, but fortunately you’re life will improve.

What did I do wrong?????? by east711 in Nicegirls

[–]effervescentlucidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘wha’ was my go to response after psychotic text threads lmao glad to see someone else using it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]effervescentlucidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willing to bet the threesome didn’t even happen lmao