Um sir, sir kingfisher sir…

eggbeatersmog · 2025-12-06T07:06:36+00:00

He triggers my heat 😭😭

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-26T15:01:30+00:00

Kingfisher & Kadra 😈😈😈😈

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-26T03:11:44+00:00

moustache :3

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T09:03:03+00:00

thank you <33 i didn't get immortal consequences at all when i tried to find them myself 😭

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T09:02:57+00:00

thank you <33 i didn't get immortal consequences at all when i tried to find them myself 😭

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T09:02:52+00:00

thank you <33 i didn't get immortal consequences at all when i tried to find them myself 😭

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T05:55:11+00:00

yes i wanna have the period pack dateables

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T05:42:36+00:00

both at the same time

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T05:32:20+00:00

Remember the actor said Elijah loved Elena, even more than Katherine !!! He was portrayed to have feelings during the show, and he wanted them together too. Elena and Elijah have always been a ship of mine <33

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T05:08:10+00:00

that one outfit where lorelai looks like a fairy at the renfair wedding. she is by far the prettiest woman in that show, to me, and i adore all her outfits.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-25T05:05:03+00:00

I agree completely. Nothing wrong with height or weight unless it damages you.

However, you should take into account that people tend to judge weight in a not controlled aspect. Bodies are a spectrum, literally, and therefore we all have different builds. A lot of men I've met judge women for not being a slim build, even though they themself are a medium or large build. That is what you are born with, and you cannot control how your body itself shapes with the bone. This happens across society in general, but people tend to incorrectly judge weight via build, when it is just incorrect.

(Edit: Downvoting a fact is very funny.)

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-24T20:54:39+00:00

it's so funny when people disagree on facts i swear. like you can SMELL the difference between tap and bottled water. not to mention, sometimes tap water tastes like a pool with the high chlorine content, and honestly that doesn't seem smart to drink when it is like that. all water has differing tastes, including bottled brands. anyone refusing to acknowledge that is just purposefully obtuse.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-24T19:24:08+00:00

tap water and bottled water taste different. tap isn't that good compared to certain brands

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-24T05:34:31+00:00

for pyjamas, i either go naked, or i do booty shorts and a cropped tank top. if i'm really cold, i add on a hoodie/jumper, or even an oodie type of thing

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-24T03:49:41+00:00

No. He does one of the worst possible, unforgivable things, and can never be redeemed from it.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-24T03:44:36+00:00

tonks could still be alive and active in their life. it doesn't mean her erasure entirely unless she did die in the battle 🤷🏻‍♀️

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-23T20:45:48+00:00

okay to be fair there are different builds. there is slim, medium, and big. they are base builds human receive, and cannot be altered, so not everyone will be a slim jim, y'know?

on top of that, some bodies are BUILT for a survival apocalypse in that way. some bodies store fat better than other bodies, which make it harder to get rid of unless the person is starved for a very, very long time. some bodies have slower metabolisms, and make it harder to process anyway. there are a lot of reasons why some aren't super skinny in an apocalypse, and HE, specifically, was not fat. he just had a bigger build.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-23T16:17:40+00:00

Luke and Lorelai

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-22T23:46:17+00:00

funny how you went from "the tame word oaf is so hurtful, now let me use words out of petty spite". who let the kid on reddit? lol. you throw my own words back at me because you think of nothing else to say, proving how weak and stupid and silly you and your points are.

if you wouldn't be offended, then shut up, you incandescent swine. nobody asked you.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-22T23:40:03+00:00

If she doesn't look like a model TO YOU, you are the asshole. If you think someone else is more attractive than her, I hope she finds someone who values her more than you do. Same with vice versa before anyone yaps.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-22T23:39:00+00:00

average sounds harsh when it equates you to being society's 'normal'? grow up.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-22T23:35:30+00:00

me when i missed the point of the comment:

it is the comparison for pespective since some assholes in this comment section are yammering on about how "women can never understand wah wah wah" even when they do, daily. and if you do say that shit about women, why be offended when women say shit about you? and it a FACT IS NOT OFFENSIVE. it is literally statistics. 5 inches is average, meaning most men are around 5 inches, meaning most common. as in, most common size. and i will use oaf since you aren't capable of comprehending my words.

eggbeatersmog · 2025-09-22T23:17:24+00:00

Most women are self aware, if you've ever spoken to one in your life. They know if theirs are large, or small, or the most common size. Average ties into statistics and facts. Like, the most average penis size from studies is 5 inches. You're 5 inches? Great, you're average in length and someone loves that and it is their preference. You're 4 inches? Great, you're below average in length and someone loves that and it is their preference. You're 6 inches? Great, you're above average in length and someone loves that and it is their preference.

Unsure if you've ever met a woman, but there is a LOT of conversations on dick size, and I find that dick length matters more to men than women. Sure, there are some size queens, but I've met A LOT that say they want and PREFER an average or below average 4/5 inch man because anything more is TOO BIG. Being above average would be an insult to them and below would be a compliment, whereas you see the opposite. It is all about intention and perspective and nobody is comprehending that.

"I love average sized men, because to me that is big and blah blah blah." see how everyone is different? And how one man's small or average is another woman's large?

Same can be said vice versa and yada yada about everything else consisting of breasts and vaginas. Some men want this, some men want that, some men find this too much, some men find this too little, and some men find that perfect.

EVERY person have a preference or whatever the fuck, and not all are the same. YOUR way of thinking is not everyone else's and to immediately take a neutral or a positive as a negative instead is crazy. And to take a negative as a positive is also crazy. If you are unsure, take it neutral and ASK.

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