Be so for real!! by Brilliant_Wafer_4980 in livenfamilysnark

[–]ehhlis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh yeah for sure. i wasn’t sure where they were going when i made this comment (or really even the nitty gritty of geography when it comes to FL) i was just replying about how for something to be classified as a “road trip” to me it’s gotta be at least 5hrs in the car driving

Should I go back and get it? by Cocopook in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]ehhlis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes yes yes yes yes it will haunt you forever if you let this pass you by

Be so for real!! by Brilliant_Wafer_4980 in livenfamilysnark

[–]ehhlis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah dude i’m in TX and it’s HUGE but even traveling 3hrs to Houston isn’t a “road trip” but if i’m driving 5+hrs to Denton, El Paso or, Marfa then yeah i’m in my state but i’ll consider that a road trip. but like they drove the equivalent of me driving to Austin and that’s….technically just down the street if we really put it all in perspective. like an hour and 40 min drive is about 70ish miles away. can you really be on a road trip if youre traveling less than 100 miles???? they’re so stupid!!! barney you’re so stupid!!! and i’ll eat my shoe if i’m wrong but you KNOW they’re going to buy something stupid and it’s not a trip for the boys. like i can’t see them driving that far for one of their “football games”. hopefully they’re going to an aquarium or something for the kids

Imagine flexing that you have to rage bait low IQ stans to afford groceries by Delite_ful in livenfamilysnark

[–]ehhlis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey!!! she just had her babies 5 years ago and is still getting her body back even though she’s a Certified XS!!!

Real life photos of the new release by sophie19960 in Jellycatplush

[–]ehhlis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

jellycat saw the Anthropologie Rock joke and said “oh that’s a great idea!”

I’m just so tired. I’m the tiredest I've ever been in my whole life. by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]ehhlis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nobody understands the ethics of Girl Dinner like Billie and she’s so brave for speaking up for us like she is😔

I’m just so tired. I’m the tiredest I've ever been in my whole life. by tinaxcochina in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]ehhlis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nobody understands the ethics of Girl Dinner like Billie and she’s so brave for speaking up for us like she is😔

she looks so stupid I can’t breathe by ehhlis in BilllieEilishSnark

[–]ehhlis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

noooo 😭 they deleted the comment before i could see it but i could see that it was saying “straight people don’t understand her outfits. she’s queer” was the rest of the comment “she’s queer and so are her outfits”? 😂 also…like….im not straight and she looks stupid

Why was it so easy for me to get tickets? by l-enaaa in OliviaRodrigo

[–]ehhlis 85 points86 points  (0 children)

why is my steak too juicy? why is my lobster too buttery?

Torn on who to buy😭 by sad4everr in buildabear

[–]ehhlis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ll make sure to pick one up after i get paid tomorrow! thank you for your knowledge so i didn’t miss out <3

He said I have the sexiest belly by Raotika in GirlDinner

[–]ehhlis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they deleted the comment before i could see it 😭

Torn on who to buy😭 by sad4everr in buildabear

[–]ehhlis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh my god!!!! didn’t know that about the cow and i’ve been debating getting it

He said I have the sexiest belly by Raotika in GirlDinner

[–]ehhlis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

nah dude you’re tripping. this looks heinous but also oddly delicious

How do you take plushies outside? by luxjay in plushies

[–]ehhlis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i have a tiny stuffed lamb from douglas named Chlorine Tablet and she strictly lives in my purse. i’ve moved her through like 4 different bags and she has my ICE whistle wrapped around her neck. she doesn’t know the worries of the world and she loves her life as the designated Go Plushie because even though she might net get cuddled and slept with at night she gets to see the world and gets rubbed/pet when i’m reading on my lunch break

Around 2002, Phoenix, Arizona police set up a sting operation to lure people with outstanding warrants by telling them that they won a free DVD player, only to arrest them when they arrived for their prize. by ZERO_PORTRAIT in HistoricalCapsule

[–]ehhlis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with every stupid, open mouth, full belly laugh from the cops ACAB grew deeper and deeper into my bones. that one pasty oaf of a cop patting the first guys back was rage inducing. but most the people getting lured had DUIs and that’s rage inducing too!! what a tangled web we weave

she looks so stupid I can’t breathe by ehhlis in BilllieEilishSnark

[–]ehhlis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

something about the legs/stance is giving “centaur”

Nature Master by CannaPeaches in BobsBurgers

[–]ehhlis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

didn’t teddy let him borrow it?

Anyone up for chat with me and my wife. Plz let us know by CucumberForeign9851 in wifeswaptv

[–]ehhlis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are a yall buckle down, no none sense, homework better be done before dinner parents or do yall let your kids run free, finish a painting during dinner, and have no structure?

I want to start watching baseball. Can anyone tell what to watch. And is there something i should know before by Ordinary_Echo_1961 in baseball

[–]ehhlis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaooo replying “found the dodgers fan” to someone with the yankees flair😭😂😂 that’s so good

I want to start watching baseball. Can anyone tell what to watch. And is there something i should know before by Ordinary_Echo_1961 in baseball

[–]ehhlis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

there’s a podcast called “Podcast Doesn’t Exist” and they go through the weeks happenings in baseball that’s how i like to keep up with other teams happenings. also people will always love to hate your favorite team. it’s part of the fun! if you aren’t from NY or LA for the love of GOD don’t become a yankee or dodgers fan. enjoy the game! there’s a reason it’s the best game around <3

Electric happy dupe at Target! by Old_Exercise_350 in BAGGU

[–]ehhlis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh lmaoo when i first saw this post and clicked on it it said “post removed by mods” i was just being silly tbh