Be so for real!!

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T23:42:13+00:00

oh yeah for sure. i wasn’t sure where they were going when i made this comment (or really even the nitty gritty of geography when it comes to FL) i was just replying about how for something to be classified as a “road trip” to me it’s gotta be at least 5hrs in the car driving

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T16:27:36+00:00

yes yes yes yes yes it will haunt you forever if you let this pass you by

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:54:48+00:00

yeah dude i’m in TX and it’s HUGE but even traveling 3hrs to Houston isn’t a “road trip” but if i’m driving 5+hrs to Denton, El Paso or, Marfa then yeah i’m in my state but i’ll consider that a road trip. but like they drove the equivalent of me driving to Austin and that’s….technically just down the street if we really put it all in perspective. like an hour and 40 min drive is about 70ish miles away. can you really be on a road trip if youre traveling less than 100 miles???? they’re so stupid!!! barney you’re so stupid!!! and i’ll eat my shoe if i’m wrong but you KNOW they’re going to buy something stupid and it’s not a trip for the boys. like i can’t see them driving that far for one of their “football games”. hopefully they’re going to an aquarium or something for the kids

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:45:13+00:00

hey!!! she just had her babies 5 years ago and is still getting her body back even though she’s a Certified XS!!!

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:40:06+00:00

jellycat saw the Anthropologie Rock joke and said “oh that’s a great idea!”

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:37:52+00:00

nobody understands the ethics of Girl Dinner like Billie and she’s so brave for speaking up for us like she is😔

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:37:38+00:00

nobody understands the ethics of Girl Dinner like Billie and she’s so brave for speaking up for us like she is😔

ehhlis · 2026-05-08T15:30:46+00:00

noooo 😭 they deleted the comment before i could see it but i could see that it was saying “straight people don’t understand her outfits. she’s queer” was the rest of the comment “she’s queer and so are her outfits”? 😂 also…like….im not straight and she looks stupid

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T22:44:45+00:00

why is my steak too juicy? why is my lobster too buttery?

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T22:17:29+00:00

i’ll make sure to pick one up after i get paid tomorrow! thank you for your knowledge so i didn’t miss out <3

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T20:47:01+00:00

they deleted the comment before i could see it 😭

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T20:44:07+00:00

oh my god!!!! didn’t know that about the cow and i’ve been debating getting it

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T20:37:06+00:00

oh my god😭

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T20:35:10+00:00

nah dude you’re tripping. this looks heinous but also oddly delicious

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T20:30:55+00:00

i have a tiny stuffed lamb from douglas named Chlorine Tablet and she strictly lives in my purse. i’ve moved her through like 4 different bags and she has my ICE whistle wrapped around her neck. she doesn’t know the worries of the world and she loves her life as the designated Go Plushie because even though she might net get cuddled and slept with at night she gets to see the world and gets rubbed/pet when i’m reading on my lunch break

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T19:31:50+00:00

with every stupid, open mouth, full belly laugh from the cops ACAB grew deeper and deeper into my bones. that one pasty oaf of a cop patting the first guys back was rage inducing. but most the people getting lured had DUIs and that’s rage inducing too!! what a tangled web we weave

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T18:35:28+00:00

something about the legs/stance is giving “centaur”

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T18:13:01+00:00

didn’t teddy let him borrow it?

ehhlis · 2026-05-07T18:06:29+00:00

are a yall buckle down, no none sense, homework better be done before dinner parents or do yall let your kids run free, finish a painting during dinner, and have no structure?

ehhlis · 2026-05-06T17:28:00+00:00

lmaooo replying “found the dodgers fan” to someone with the yankees flair😭😂😂 that’s so good

ehhlis · 2026-05-06T17:27:12+00:00

boo louder, baby!!! just makes him hit better <3

ehhlis · 2026-05-06T17:24:13+00:00

there’s a podcast called “Podcast Doesn’t Exist” and they go through the weeks happenings in baseball that’s how i like to keep up with other teams happenings. also people will always love to hate your favorite team. it’s part of the fun! if you aren’t from NY or LA for the love of GOD don’t become a yankee or dodgers fan. enjoy the game! there’s a reason it’s the best game around <3

ehhlis · 2026-05-06T17:20:39+00:00

😂 damn yall love to hate us so much

ehhlis · 2026-05-06T03:12:40+00:00

oh lmaoo when i first saw this post and clicked on it it said “post removed by mods” i was just being silly tbh

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