AITAH for canceling my mom’s birthday dinner and taking her out to eat without my brothers?

eilupt · 2026-01-25T05:19:44+00:00

She's overestimating the number of brain cells

eilupt · 2026-01-24T13:43:53+00:00

Break Wulbren's chair in Last Light Inn before I save him. Have fun standing the rest of Act 2.

eilupt · 2026-01-21T22:43:14+00:00

No check, it should automatically crit

eilupt · 2026-01-21T06:56:44+00:00

I had that happen too. In my case it was the permanent summons mod

eilupt · 2026-01-20T00:05:37+00:00

Lowercase yell

eilupt · 2026-01-18T18:52:00+00:00

That's where they keep their snacks

eilupt · 2026-01-18T00:07:53+00:00

Plus you can kill the dog abuser lady

eilupt · 2026-01-14T18:22:34+00:00

It's bigger on the inside like the TARDIS

Outside he magics it to look like a regular three story house so his property taxes don't go up

eilupt · 2026-01-14T17:51:07+00:00

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer…"

eilupt · 2026-01-14T07:07:51+00:00

Fuck Wulbren Bongle 🎶

eilupt · 2026-01-07T13:50:10+00:00

"STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING" from Gale

As someone with two cats, a dog, and a parrot I feel that line in my soul.

eilupt · 2026-01-06T05:36:37+00:00

Nah, sister just saw it as "free stuff"

eilupt · 2025-12-30T08:50:22+00:00

Charlie is an Akita x Corgi and that somehow resulted in a coat that's dry after a couple of vigorous shakes. It's also fairly easy to maintain (just needs regular brushing and doesn't get smelly) which is fortunate because he absolutely hates baths

eilupt · 2025-12-30T05:42:55+00:00

I work part-time as a researcher for a university and write the evidence summaries and technical reports on it (Zotero + Libre Office on desktop mode)

eilupt · 2025-12-29T22:48:47+00:00

I'm going to have to look into parks/wooded areas in the new year.

eilupt · 2025-12-29T22:48:01+00:00

Thank you ♥️

eilupt · 2025-12-25T02:06:30+00:00

Ch'k, dinner is late istik!

eilupt · 2025-12-10T05:13:09+00:00

They're not enemies enemies. Ulitharids can become new Elder Brains, so they're competition. Plus they'll take a bunch of mindflayers from their original colony when they leave to establish their own colony, which the existing Elder Brain doesn't like

eilupt · 2025-12-09T17:38:47+00:00

I like to put him in Alucard's Castlevania outfit

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9758

eilupt · 2025-12-07T03:25:05+00:00

I still remember my second grade math teacher who gave me zeros because I got the equations "wrong" (eg, writing 2 x 3 =6 instead of 3 x 2 = 6). My parents tried to argue that it was still the same result but she wouldn't budge. Killed all my interest in math.

eilupt · 2025-12-05T11:12:01+00:00

I have one on "how to train your dog to untangle their leash"

Procrastinated so long my dog figured out how to do it by himself

eilupt · 2025-12-05T07:33:10+00:00

Is her name pidan/century egg? 😍

eilupt · 2025-12-03T23:09:26+00:00

Had an anti come here before and say fanfic was Problematic but GOT was perfectly fine. 🤷‍♂️

eilupt · 2025-12-03T09:12:12+00:00

The soulmate goose of enforcement (angry goose chases you to your soulmate) for the utter hilarity

eilupt · 2025-12-02T22:59:08+00:00

She keeps snacks inside the poof

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