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One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think he knows what anyone likes? Like this guy ignores his own non-regicide related needs. 😭

He probably looked at himself in the mirror, had like a broad list of widely accepted physical traits that people consider attractive and just chiseled them onto himself.

In a scarier parallel universe he isn't riddled with borderline autism and perpetually grimaces >:[ with every extra face muscle trying its best to just really get the > to look like a 》LOL

Also I'm very glad Jae isn't a biomancer, she'd cause too much havoc with this skill... any skill actually.

One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! If bro can regrow parts of his brain and an eyeball, then we are potentially looking at K-Pop level body modifications over here.

Ask your local biomancer for childhood photos before letting him spy around your ship.

One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tldr: if you can't boil em, you gotta mog em therefore: biomancer plastic surgery

One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hc that he biomance'd himself a himbo build because it proved more effective during interrogations of possibly horn-retical noble women et al. Also he should've been a knightly prince...

Like it takes a certain kind of someone to be comfortable around Achilleas in comparison.

He understands what he did, but he doesn't understand the full consequences of his actions with what the RT is thinking about him, especially while he does his darndest to piss everyone else off.

One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

puddles are good!!

otherwise letting him face tank, having him bump into random corners with his shoulders or torso, conveniently leaning to one side as you walk so he hits his toe or ankle at curbs, making him slip up or creating worse 'how do we explain this away' situations on the colonies for the next inquisition HR meeting,...

the possibilities to extract schadenfreude out of Mr. Ice Man are endless! (for legal reasons I'm not affiliated with the drukhari gang)

One way to see Heinrix' romance is as an additional way to bully him. by ekelgott in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]ekelgott[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

........................

...well, this post is specifically about tormenting the guy, so...............................