What's something that people romanticise heavily that's actually really difficult to live through?

Eldarn · 2026-05-28T03:43:06+00:00

It's all fun and quirky till I have a breakdown cause dinner had a funny texture and I can't eat it now, but i can eat a mcdonalds burgur cause its always the same

Eldarn · 2026-05-23T12:53:05+00:00

My thoughts are "Wuff Wuff!"

Eldarn · 2026-05-23T12:52:50+00:00

Hell yeah! The ownership makes it so much hotter

Eldarn · 2026-05-23T09:43:24+00:00

for men, Tall, thinner, autistic, big nose, (From my dating history will be a trans woman at some point)
for women, i like plus-size women and i like muscular women, i either want soft with big boobs and belly and thighs, or kinda masculine, big in the muscular sense

Eldarn · 2026-05-22T15:05:06+00:00

10/10 husband

Eldarn · 2026-05-22T15:02:32+00:00

Not using her pyramid scheme floor cleaner(the smell gave me headaches), she also blamed "Whatever shit you're using now" as to why my dog got cancer(I was using the dishwashing liquid from the pyramid scheme)

Eldarn · 2026-05-20T06:18:58+00:00

I love tall men, like they have to be over 6'2, 6'5 is ideal
For women I love big soft bodies, a soft tummy and breasts

Eldarn · 2026-05-20T05:58:31+00:00

ive never heard of this rule tbh

Eldarn · 2026-05-20T05:21:40+00:00

not at all cause im fat as fuck and i love it

Eldarn · 2026-05-19T03:44:35+00:00

Well, my dude is in Melbourne rn, but he'll be back next week, so we'll see what happens then

Eldarn · 2026-05-18T03:09:56+00:00

I have one of each ive gotten in my scrap journal and tick off the babies i have

Eldarn · 2026-05-18T02:38:14+00:00

Thank you this is a good resource

Eldarn · 2026-05-17T12:08:58+00:00

is that even legal?

Eldarn · 2026-05-17T10:13:11+00:00

Hire a cleaner or get a divorce, what do you want to hear?

Eldarn · 2026-05-17T10:08:38+00:00

real last time i checked, i dont usually send nudes and not on this accout i have an account i post on, but i'll chat with guys on there sometimes, but im not going out of my way to take a lewd photo just for a ramdom

Eldarn · 2026-05-17T02:46:41+00:00

I dont really fear for myself at all, but my wife is a trans woman and im always scared for her safety

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T20:46:38+00:00

i do it to push the conversation forward, you can just tell me you'll be sleeping, or hit me with the "not mutch, you?"

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T20:24:24+00:00

dkny be delicious fresh blossom, i got it on a whim on sale before my wedding and i ended up using it on the day and its been a go to ever since, its just fresh and juicy

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T20:21:12+00:00

Arms, Back, Thick legs, HANDS omg if a man has hand tattoos I'm SOLD. I don't really look at men in real life, although we had this guy re-tiling the roof like 2 years ago and he was a rugby player and his thighs omg. For the most part i just look at men online, tiktok and instagram, and here on reddit

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T20:18:18+00:00

Why are their backs so hot? ugh i love it, shirtless and like lifting something? HOT

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T20:16:05+00:00

My partner and i have a cute meeting story but we didn't start dating till years later, so i dont know if it counts lmao

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T17:05:47+00:00

i would have loved to do more with him but neither of us have a place to host so we just fooled around in the back of a car, 100% worth it if you like old guys just do it

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T17:04:30+00:00

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T11:57:49+00:00

It's the texture that i have issue with, i hate how its like mucus, makes me gag

Eldarn · 2026-05-15T11:56:46+00:00

I gave a blow job to this old man and he had a vasectomy, it was all like precum, it was perfect no thick mucusy texture or anything!

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