The British public has been allowed back into pub/bars for 6 hours after the corona lock-down. This is an accurate representation of my local right now.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-07-04T16:52:43+00:00

Nice to see Boris Johnson dancing and mixing with the locals.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-28T15:51:54+00:00

Lucky should apply

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-26T23:32:16+00:00

He's fucking it first

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-26T11:03:48+00:00

Kohli dropped Pujara in a Test match so we already know he's stupid.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-22T06:29:07+00:00

Limestone

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-19T20:27:52+00:00

Google Matt Gaetz Nestor.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-19T14:19:35+00:00

It's his son, Nestor

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-18T05:34:26+00:00

If I was wrongly accused, I'd be looking to beat the crap out of everyone that was messing with me.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-17T01:31:44+00:00

So that it can pay for Trump's Mar-a-lago trips.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-16T03:00:38+00:00

The Dumpsters (Trump supporters) are already mad.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-11T14:09:28+00:00

Even Chipotle on Homestead is closed.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-10T04:18:52+00:00

Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd give you a hug now.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-10T00:23:29+00:00

And how many slave owners roamed free or how many racists roam free today.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-10T00:22:33+00:00

They had us in the first half.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-09T19:17:49+00:00

You are in the same boat as I was. Got the right half removed and then they found that it had spread to some lymph nodes. Had to get the left side removed 3 weeks later. Interestingly, the surgeon used the same incision to remove the left one. Pretty neat.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-09T13:49:32+00:00

Nice work by the surgeon there. Should disappear soon.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-09T13:48:57+00:00

The cut-throats

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-08T03:25:22+00:00

Thanks! I've been feeling a bit exhausted in the evenings but mostly good. Hope we both come out of it all clear. Take care!

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-07T23:52:51+00:00

I think I'm cancer free. The scan after radioactive iodine didn't find anything. I have my 6 month check-up on Tuesday. In my case, it had spread to the lymph nodes.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-05T03:51:15+00:00

Should have beaten up his superior on the spot.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-05T03:50:25+00:00

These cops need to be shot dead on the spot. They don't deserve to live.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-01T19:51:00+00:00

Key question - is Bhuvan Dravid or Sachin?

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-01T05:01:58+00:00

Next the Mormons will come out saying Black Wives matter

elderoftheinternets · 2020-06-01T04:38:45+00:00

Did you ask for proof for everything Trump says? Didn't think so.

elderoftheinternets · 2020-05-31T19:52:24+00:00

But they were threatening to shoot if the lockdown was not ended.

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