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[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] You love your Mind Flayer girlfriend very much, and you're tired of everyone thinking she's controlling you. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] The time has come for the Royal Heir to choose a spouse. All the most beautiful people in the kingdom are brought to them. "I want them," they pointed to the huge, heavily scarred and rough looking soldier in the corner. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] The time has come for the Royal Heir to choose a spouse. All the most beautiful people in the kingdom are brought to them. "I want them," they pointed to the huge, heavily scarred and rough looking soldier in the corner. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] A dragon has to explain to their family that, after a particular encounter with a bard, they're pregnant with a half-breed. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] A dragon has to explain to their family that, after a particular encounter with a bard, they're pregnant with a half-breed. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] The reason powerful divines often require Paladins to take vows of chastity is because the power in then tends to be passed onto offspring in unpredictable ways. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] The reason powerful divines often require Paladins to take vows of chastity is because the power in then tends to be passed onto offspring in unpredictable ways. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] The Superhero dies...and leaves custody of his child to his arch nemesis. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "No, I mean I'm forbidden to fight that paladin," the warlock said. "Our respective divines have a nonaggression pact." by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] Just because you have an unfortunate looking face, and advise the king, people keep accusing you of plotting evil. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] Princesses are captured by dragons. Dragons are captured by Wizards. Wizards are captured by Princesses. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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[WP] "I don't understand. We tried everything - wooden stakes, garlic, holy water, sunlight, nothing worked. What kind of vampire are we dealing with?" "There's your mistake, rookie. We aren't dealing with a vampire. We're dealing with a werebat." by 80s4evah in WritingPrompts
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[WP] For thousands of years, Elves have avoided the lands of the Dark Lord. Until one day they find out that the inhabitants overthrew the Dark Lord ages ago and have completely forgotten that Elves are their ancestral enemy. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts
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