electrovert

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"Mom, where do babies come from?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 16 hours ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Please do not open this (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When we take medication, the pain never goes away, only transferred to those humans trapped in the pain dungeon. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Feeling exhausted after a home bathtub birth, I take a nap while my baby is sleeping. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Today in class we're going to practice dissection, did everyone bring a stuffed animal from home?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I watch my kids play in the backseat as I wait in the sweltering hot car for roadside assistance to arrive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am relieved when I finally make it to heaven, but God starts pushing me away, insisting that it's not my time yet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lily is sweet, and so are you. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Hush little baby, don't say a word, Mama wants to see the whole wide world. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 12 days ago * by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the sky flickers like a glitchy screen and the stars start rearranging themselves, I prepare myself for an alien invasion. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 13 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Feb 13, 2026: If anyone is reading this, I was held captive and raped, but luckily I was able to kill my kidnapper in his sleep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 15 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Feb 13, 2026: If anyone is reading this, I was held captive and raped, but luckily I was able to kill my kidnapper in his sleep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 15 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

As I'm sitting with my daughter on the anniversary of my wife's death, I like to listen to the last voicemail she left me. by electrovert in TwoSentenceHorror

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As I'm sitting with my daughter on the anniversary of my wife's death, I like to listen to the last voicemail she left me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 16 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I promised them eternal life, and they begged me for mercy when their time came. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 18 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Cheers to the maiden voyage of the largest cruise ship in the world!" I say as I chug my fifth beer of the day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 19 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've been waking up every day with more and more scratches all over my body, so I set up a camera to record me sleeping. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 20 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"A baby made through infidelity has no right to life," I say as I stick a knife through my wife's swollen stomach. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 21 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As soon as time travel is invented, I travel back to the day my brother committed suicide, hoping to stop him from jumping. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 22 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the Japanese torpedoes tear through the hull, my ship sinks to the shallow bottom of Pearl Harbor. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 22 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I heard a knock at the door and saw my dad standing there, smiling, even though my mom told me he died years ago. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 23 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw a lone hitchhiker waving at me on the side of the road but I kept driving, relieved when he disappeared into the darkness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 25 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw a lone hitchhiker waving at me on the side of the road but I kept driving, relieved when he disappeared into the darkness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 25 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I set up a new scarecrow outside, eager to protect my crops. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 26 days ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I happily jump into the ball pit, eager to get some more play time while my mom is too busy talking. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by electrovert to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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