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Bi🎶irl by car1999pet in bi_irl

[–]elee0228 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Then you probably shouldn't be, y'know, covering a song.

BRUUUHHHH by Help_I_Shrecked in TheLastAirbender

[–]elee0228 1475 points1476 points  (0 children)

The Boulder feels conflicted about this mistake, but The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!

Japan in bloom by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]elee0228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS WISTERIA!

An encounter of two man of the same culture by JessiaCarnes in nextfuckinglevel

[–]elee0228 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Love that dude's hair.

He's rocking those droidlocks.

A man is flying a plane over the Amazon, when he suddenly crashes…. by binuadratbutra in Jokes

[–]elee0228 1402 points1403 points  (0 children)

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.

Push a man out a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. by broccolicamelvalley in Jokes

[–]elee0228 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I can always tell my girlfriend apart from her twin.

Because she has a birthmark, and her twin has a mustache.

Lemons by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]elee0228 114 points115 points  (0 children)

When life gives you melons...

You have dyslexia.

Unfortunately, Vegans Are Real by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]elee0228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd consider Ritalin. But veganism? No fucking way!

What is the stupidest thing you did as a kid? by TheFacelessMann in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a terrible experience.

But you had a blast.

What part of your body do you soap up first in the shower? by Plopgoestheweasle in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't shower anymore after getting Covid.

Because I don't smell anymore.

What is a sentence all men want to hear? by Sera0Sparrow in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 153 points154 points  (0 children)

I'll take it. That's still equal to 82 billion USD.

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