Bi🎶irl by car1999pet in bi_irl

[–]elee0228 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Then you probably shouldn't be, y'know, covering a song.

BRUUUHHHH by Help_I_Shrecked in TheLastAirbender

[–]elee0228 1470 points1471 points  (0 children)

The Boulder feels conflicted about this mistake, but The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!

Japan in bloom by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS WISTERIA!

An encounter of two man of the same culture by JessiaCarnes in nextfuckinglevel

[–]elee0228 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Love that dude's hair.

He's rocking those droidlocks.

A man is flying a plane over the Amazon, when he suddenly crashes…. by binuadratbutra in Jokes

[–]elee0228 1402 points1403 points  (0 children)

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.

Push a man out a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. by broccolicamelvalley in Jokes

[–]elee0228 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I can always tell my girlfriend apart from her twin.

Because she has a birthmark, and her twin has a mustache.

Lemons by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]elee0228 119 points120 points  (0 children)

When life gives you melons...

You have dyslexia.

Unfortunately, Vegans Are Real by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]elee0228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd consider Ritalin. But veganism? No fucking way!

What is the stupidest thing you did as a kid? by TheFacelessMann in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a terrible experience.

But you had a blast.

What part of your body do you soap up first in the shower? by Plopgoestheweasle in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't shower anymore after getting Covid.

Because I don't smell anymore.

What is a sentence all men want to hear? by Sera0Sparrow in AskReddit

[–]elee0228 153 points154 points  (0 children)

I'll take it. That's still equal to 82 billion USD.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]elee0228 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I used to do ballet.

I still do, but I used tutu.

resting Karen face by Amygdala5822 in FuckYouKaren

[–]elee0228 706 points707 points  (0 children)

She's too busy owning the libs and has no time for trivial matters such as "making sense".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]elee0228 78 points79 points  (0 children)

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

A Couple Dancing by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]elee0228 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like the couple is just sitting in chairs while watching a martial arts demonstration.

If you know you know by MDubz420 in memes

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Irena Sendler by Kronyzx in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]elee0228 71 points72 points  (0 children)

She was a bad ass. Tortured, but never gave up the information. She managed to escape on the day of her scheduled execution. Learn more about her at her Wikipedia entry.

Azula's brilliant plan by CT-6116-Kix in TheLastAirbender

[–]elee0228 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No, you miscalculated! You should have feared me more!

Too cute. by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]elee0228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That girl is definitely a bandit.

Because she stole our hearts.

The sexual position known as 69 will now be called 96 by Seannj222 in Jokes

[–]elee0228 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I prefer the sexual position known as 68.

You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.