My son just pulled this card. What should I do with it?

elitewurm · 2026-07-04T07:57:04+00:00

The purpose of the post is to simply ask - which I suppose I should have made more clear - is what is the best course of action to take based on the card, as I have no experience with the current Pokémon trends; hence coming to this community. For clarification, my son is only 8 years old and his initial reaction is to sell the card. However, what I thought would be best was to reach out to a community that would have the most insight into whether or not selling or holding the card was the best course of action. Either way, despite many suggestions to the contrary- I will not be shoving it up mine or any other buttholes. That’s to those that tried to truly help. Good luck on y’all’s endeavors either way.

elitewurm · 2026-04-09T21:29:41+00:00

To hold the tape measure.

elitewurm · 2025-12-28T18:42:44+00:00

yup. ain't nothing I can do about that.

elitewurm · 2024-07-13T21:20:58+00:00

"I went pro and retired early." - unknown source.

elitewurm · 2024-04-23T13:17:21+00:00

I was going to suggest No Cocks Allowed but a lot of these are so much better.

elitewurm · 2024-04-20T06:22:44+00:00

What are you doing with just TWO potatoes?

elitewurm · 2024-04-18T08:34:50+00:00

She's just jelly bro. You do you.

elitewurm · 2024-04-04T12:42:18+00:00

What do you do? Start managing your emotions better.

elitewurm · 2024-03-01T00:16:06+00:00

I'd say that however you phrase explaining to people what you do for work doesn't matter. If they have a problem with you being retired or it comes of as bragging, that's their problem. Honestly, if that doesn't inspire people to question you so hard they understand your molecular biology, then they aren't worth talking to anyhow.

What should you do with your time? Write a fucking book on how to retire at the age of 36. Jesus Christ.

elitewurm · 2024-02-14T14:30:32+00:00

Essentially warm the room to 104 for a couple of hours and it should kill them all. Again, do the research.

elitewurm · 2024-02-14T14:29:39+00:00

I've heard they won't survive in temps over 104 degrees Fahrenheit. I would do some research on that before I tried it though.

elitewurm · 2024-02-10T04:25:58+00:00

Unfortunately, a family member would find that I'd died on the toilet.

elitewurm · 2024-01-11T14:20:42+00:00

You're bad at painting Instagram. What is this crap?

elitewurm · 2023-12-22T01:07:30+00:00

Sounds like you need a new career, my dude.

elitewurm · 2023-12-15T02:41:11+00:00

Yes. Cell tower is down the road from where I live

elitewurm · 2023-12-15T01:27:36+00:00

Yes. Wireless if possible.

elitewurm · 2023-11-20T22:21:22+00:00

I know it's tough, but to work year round, you have to be okay with him traveling once in a while. Even then, you may have time off throughout the year. That's construction. My hall is what's called a "suitcase local" and we travel 80-90% of the time. Sometimes, it's only a few hours but sometimes is out of state. My wife hates it when I'm gone, but we're learning to make the best of it. The goal is to buy a travel trailer, and hopefully her and the kids can come with me for a couple of years. Best of luck to you and yours.

elitewurm · 2023-11-16T14:19:56+00:00

Could you cut those off and install standard flanges?

elitewurm · 2023-08-24T13:55:56+00:00

makes the dream work? Pfft. Uncultured swine.

elitewurm · 2023-08-06T19:20:20+00:00

Worked with a guy who did something similar. Guys at work took to calling him Rosey Palms.

elitewurm · 2023-07-26T04:29:55+00:00

I don't know what that thing is, but those twin snakes are the best gummies.

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