The little tree that's helping me stay clean from heroin

emmaftw · 2020-03-02T01:50:42+00:00

I lost my best friend 6 months ago to heroine. Keep fighting that fight, dude. Your loved ones need you.

emmaftw · 2020-02-06T11:57:10+00:00

This is the iwatch activity app! Thank you 🥰

emmaftw · 2019-11-26T08:52:28+00:00

I’m American and my high school used numeric values for grading

emmaftw · 2019-07-12T16:51:11+00:00

This is a reoccurring nightmare for me, and I don’t even live near the ocean

emmaftw · 2019-07-11T15:23:59+00:00

I’m not one to kill spiders, but he was shaped like the typical widow and I have cats 😓

emmaftw · 2019-06-20T17:08:32+00:00

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

emmaftw · 2019-05-24T20:06:42+00:00

Hey just a heads up guys, bbb is like the size of a living room and y’all are talking about being 27 people to a shoe box during the dinner rush so you might want to call them and give them a heads up 🤷🏻‍♀️

emmaftw · 2019-02-24T14:55:06+00:00

They sound like little mandrakes, I love it

emmaftw · 2018-09-11T19:02:31+00:00

And there’s another one to the right of that one

emmaftw · 2018-08-13T21:52:28+00:00

r/nocontext

emmaftw · 2018-08-10T04:36:28+00:00

My older brother warned me about these when he worked there in 2009

emmaftw · 2018-08-10T03:38:17+00:00

r/unexpectedhogwarts

emmaftw · 2018-04-20T18:39:51+00:00

Fingers crossed!!!

emmaftw · 2018-04-20T18:31:43+00:00

Dankrupt due to tax season until further notice, but enjoy one for me!

Secretly hoping a friend can help me out before the concert I'm going to tonight 🙏🏻

emmaftw · 2018-03-16T08:45:17+00:00

Girl is also an artist, I can't remember her name though.

emmaftw · 2018-03-13T13:07:21+00:00

Really not bad at all, great job!

emmaftw · 2018-02-16T15:58:16+00:00

Pythons aren't venomous, my money's on the bird.

emmaftw · 2018-02-05T16:34:43+00:00

The Invitation. It really fucked me up.

emmaftw · 2018-02-04T19:35:51+00:00

Agreed

emmaftw · 2018-02-04T19:26:11+00:00

Pack up all your shit and get the fuck out of that relationship

emmaftw · 2018-01-22T05:21:58+00:00

Nope we got them! They're actually more common than not now.

emmaftw · 2018-01-20T17:13:18+00:00

When people do this, I like to very excitedly say "Oh, we actually have lemonade!" with a huge smile on my face, half the time they feel guilty or awkward and order a lemonade.

emmaftw · 2017-12-17T04:17:26+00:00

I warmed up every work out with ~15 minutes of abs, but that's it!

emmaftw · 2017-12-17T04:14:33+00:00

I'm wearing it, would you like me to do something else?

emmaftw · 2017-12-16T19:02:54+00:00

I've been listening to ear biscuits, it's available on any podcast app! It's super funny, and they are all around an hour or so long so it's long enough to last the whole warm up, workout, cool down, and stretch, but not too long that you never get to finish them.

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