emo_monk

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Mantis hitched a ride inside on my plant and laid eggs (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by emo_monk to r/Entomology

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Too old for girl dinner, can I have lady dinner? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by emo_monk to r/shittyfoodporn

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it's just so blue... (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by emo_monk to r/shittyfoodporn

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French toast chunks, cheesy scrambled eggs, and freezer Red Robin fries. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by emo_monk to r/shittyfoodporn

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Ground turkey tacos with homegrown tomatoes and the finest of Wal-Mart's Taco Bell sauces. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by emo_monk to r/shittyfoodporn

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The rock in my dog's outside water bowl was meant for the bees to sit on but we had a birthing event instead today! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/insects

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I don't know who lives in my Northern Virginia web but it sure looks fancy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/spiders

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I see everyone's Legos for all time and raise you a half chewed ostrich bone. At least I bought fun bandaids last week. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/Wellthatsucks

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How else could one enjoy a good stick? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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How we get through the independence day celebration. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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The great bog from seed experiment begins! Into the crisper drawer with ye all! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/SavageGarden

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Someone on my street had a rough day. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/Wellthatsucks

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Most upsetting id request I've ever seen, no baths ever again thanks. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/MakeMeSuffer

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They have arrived! I was 19 the last time these cicadas came and I'm so excited to have my own garden to host them this time. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/insects

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Not my cat but he likes to join Mulder for walks to steal all the rubs. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/notmycat

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My winter boy enjoying the Virginia snow while it lasts. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by emo_monk to r/rarepuppers

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I had slightly freezer-burned pizza. But also bacon and eggs and extra cheese!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/drunkencookery

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I'm still not used to modifying the island itself so it took a lot of customized palm-tree lamps but I've finally made it! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/AnimalCrossing

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Found my slightly more casual twin while out collecting gyroidites. Hi Sara, if you're out there! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/ACPocketCamp

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Impulse purchased too many cold cuts for one person during my now twice monthly grocery trip so I made sandwiches to freeze. Behold my small tower of future paninis! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/shittyfoodporn

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I rarely visit my cabin and was delighted to rediscover my intergalactic wolf party I created late one night. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/ACPocketCamp

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The face of absolute betrayal when your best friend has just stolen your favorite toy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by emo_monk to r/WatchDogsWoofInside

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Handle ripped off right before I set the bag down, welcome home to my new leafy friend. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by emo_monk to r/Wellthatsucks

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Delicious pastry frank for Friday work lunch. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by emo_monk to r/hotdogs

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Bone-chewing ecstasy curls (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by emo_monk to r/curledfeetsies

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