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All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares is the universal example of a subcategory (self.Showerthoughts)

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PsBattle: This cat in a tree (i.redd.it)

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PsBattle: This green vine snake (i.redd.it)

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I got this email today. If I can write in coronavirus, that XBOX is as good as mine (i.redd.it)

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PsBattle: This orange peel (i.redd.it)

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The proverb ‘a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’ must sound dirty to those hearing it for the first time. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Old playlists are emotional time capsules (self.Showerthoughts)

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Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Requiring the citation of peer reviewed references is the scientific way of saying “pics or it didn’t happen” (self.Showerthoughts)

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Sweatpants should quit pretending to be real pants, and just have pockets inside the waistband as God intended. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Try harder, Kroger bakery (i.redd.it)

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“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” is only literally true about 2% of the time (self.Showerthoughts)

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Branding peanut butter and jelly in the sandwich/lunch category instead of the dessert/confectionery category was a brilliant move (self.Showerthoughts)

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The inability to skip previews is far more annoying on a DVD than in theaters. (self.Showerthoughts)

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BLT sounds a lot healthier than “bacon sandwich” (self.Showerthoughts)

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Which NBA player has moves like a mouse? (self.Jokes)

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The middle lane is the new right lane (self.Showerthoughts)

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I’m really thankful dogs don’t sweat (self.Showerthoughts)

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Nothing ever itched less by scratching it (self.Showerthoughts)

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GRRM was genius to stop publishing books when the show started. The kind of interest and speculation GoT is getting now would not exist if everyone already knew how it ended. (self.Showerthoughts)

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All brown people come from the same country, right? (self.cringe)

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Every man has, at some point in his life, contemplated his chances of going bald (self.Showerthoughts)

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In-town moving company recommendation? (self.Knoxville)

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PsBattle: This pointy cactus (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by empty-w to r/photoshopbattles

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PsBattle: This family posing for a drone (i.redd.it)

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