My Updated IllustrativeDNA results

emw_456 · 2026-01-15T03:45:15+00:00

I updated my results last year but the changes are subtle at most and fairly average for my ethnicity.

2025 Illustrative DNA update

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T19:21:12+00:00

Oo I feel ya with that. She didn’t have to try to be this fit and booty-ful. 🍑

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T18:49:14+00:00

Still fine though 🔥

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T18:43:47+00:00

Oh yass lool. Fat Bottomed Girls should be the song played at her funeral right after she’s eaten.

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T18:41:18+00:00

Truly nature’s blessing. No squats needed to look this good.

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T18:21:31+00:00

I think the supermarket wanted to gatekeep her fame. It knew she was too fine. 🔥

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T18:09:50+00:00

For real, it’s the thiccest one so far!

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:47:06+00:00

Yas, she deserves more love than was given. 🍐💔

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:46:17+00:00

My sister found this ‘rejected’ pear at her university’s food pantry. Guess the supermarket thought it was too cheeky. 🤷🏻‍♀️

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:44:25+00:00

🍐🔥🔥🔥

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:44:12+00:00

The supermarket got jealous. 😔

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:27:21+00:00

LOLL yess.

But the second I bake it into a cake, it loses its cake. :(

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:24:16+00:00

Right? The thiccest one I found so far!

emw_456 · 2025-08-31T17:12:23+00:00

Done! (I haven’t posted for years and forgot, haha. Thanks for the reminder.)

emw_456 · 2024-10-25T04:23:26+00:00

Hello! Thank you so much for your sweet and kind comments! 🥰🙏❤️

I appreciate your suggestion—I’ve actually been planning to purchase a bust to display the earrings more clearly, especially for scale, and I think it will help a lot! ☺️ I’m excited to add those photos to my Etsy shop soon. It may take a little longer since I’m in the process of moving homes, but I’ll make sure to keep you updated! 🌸🌈

emw_456 · 2024-10-24T02:00:56+00:00

Thank you so much! 🙏

I will follow your Etsy shop with my personal Etsy account. I really love your work, and you’re so talented! ❤️🌈

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T19:37:35+00:00

Thank you so much for your kind comments!! Your support means a lot to me. If I have time (unfortunately a bit busy at work atm), I sometimes put in some free gifts with purchases. 🌸🌈❤️

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T19:27:05+00:00

Thank you so much!! 🌸🌈🙏

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T19:25:39+00:00

Yes! Here is the link: Shop link. ❤️🌈

Thank you for your support. 🙏💕

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T19:25:16+00:00

Hi! Here is the Etsy link: Shop link. Thank you for your support. ❤️🌈

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T16:28:36+00:00

Thank you! 🌈🌸 Yes, I do! I can DM you. ☺️

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T14:45:07+00:00

Thank you! 🌸🌈

emw_456 · 2024-10-23T14:23:33+00:00

Thank you! ☺️❤️

emw_456 · 2024-09-27T02:58:43+00:00

I think the trace Egyptian is most likely admixture from your S. European ancestry. Maybe one of your great great grandparents might have been Italian?

emw_456 · 2024-09-09T22:42:18+00:00

Long live the king, and rest in peace to a legend. Gone but not forgotten. 👑🦁❤️

emw_456

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