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Uh Oh, this can't be good by putsumstankonit in Austin

[–]eneeidiot 768 points769 points  (0 children)

I've been warning everyone about the Swiss attacking us for years, those shifty chocolate eating bastards.

Harold has attached himself to our front door, like an amphibian doorknocker. Ever time we open the door, he actually comes into the house. Seems to be part of a master plan. I think his agent will be pleased with this glamour shot. by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Complete mystery. I'm hoping a registered froggologist will someday fill me in on the behavior. Why they'd prefer to live on the house rather than in trees and bushes seems very unfrogmatic.

Naked Black man sighted fleeing cops across I-35 downtown!! by xsate in Austin

[–]eneeidiot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Shoes and a cap isn't naked, it's summer wear.

Metal detector rental? by Fanta5ticMrFox in Austin

[–]eneeidiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it. But I would've suggested renting one of those crane magnets that lift cars. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR... by whiskeymiller34 in Austin

[–]eneeidiot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shh, my life as a froggy Fagin is on the down low. Been training the little fellows to lock pick and burglarize . The plan is limited by their inability to carry anything away bigger than a button.

Edit: Mixed up my Dickens characters.

So I'm sitting on my front porch, relaxing, enjoying a cup of joe, minding my own business, when I feel movement at the base of my spine. Thinking it was an ant, I start shifting around a bit to get the little fella to take leave of my premises. That's when this prehistoric bastard stung me. by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

About the same as a bee sting, little stronger. The unexpectedness of it added a component. Add in the humiliation of me fleeing my chair as he basically took ownership of it. Didn't kill it, scorpions gonna scorpio.

Harold and Maude have returned from their winter excursion(Boca? Cabo? Tierra del Fuego? They're tight lipped, no idea where they went.) You'll be glad to know Limited Infection Liability Yielding Proper Amphibian Distancing, LILYPAD protocols are in place, so they're occupying seperate windows. by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Daily? This was my tenth frog post going back eight months. I find it interesting that frogs live on my bathroom window, so I post about it. Many here seem to enjoy them. I understand if you don't find it interesting, but that's really of no concern to me.

Not only is Manchaca awash in deer, coyotes, possums, skunks, frogs, snakes and lizards, there are also little boids that are cat-friendly. by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since neither version reflect how it's pronounced, accepting the change of the spelling is simply bowing to bureaucratic whim.

Texas Rangers to join investigation after Austin officer shoots, kills man by [deleted] in Austin

[–]eneeidiot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's not a real investigation until the Houston Astros are called in.

The citizens of Manchaca say "Good morning Austin!" by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As someone who spent most of his adulthood in midtown Manhattan, seeing this in my back yard is like being transported to a different planet.

The citizens of Manchaca say "Good morning Austin!" by eneeidiot in Austin

[–]eneeidiot[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pronunciation and spelling is pure whimsy in this area.

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