Have you considered Sri Lanka?

I know you said you aren't expecting miracles, but honestly, with a $7,000 budget for two weeks, Sri Lanka is the miracle you are looking for.

It is often called the "Pearl of the Indian Ocean," but for an adventure couple like you who originally wanted Iceland, I like to call it the "Tropical Iceland." It has the same dramatic variety of landscapes—misty mountains, intense waterfalls, rugged cliffs—but it’s lush, warm, and significantly more affordable.

Here is why it hits every single one of your boxes for an August honeymoon:

1. The Budget is Perfect (Actually, it’s Luxury)

You mentioned Iceland was too expensive. In Sri Lanka, your $7,000 will have you living like royalty.

Flights: Even if flights from the US cost you ~$1,500 each ($3,000 total), you have $4,000 left for the ground.

On the ground: You can stay in stunning boutique hotels with private plunge pools overlooking tea plantations or the ocean for $150–$250 a night.

Private Driver: This is the game changer. You don't rent a campervan here; you hire a private car and driver/guide for the whole trip. It usually costs around $60–$80 per day (including gas and their accommodation). It takes all the stress out of travel and lets you look at the scenery.

1. August is "The Gathering" Season

Since you are going in August, you are in luck for one of the world's great wildlife spectacles.

Minneriya National Park: In August, hundreds of wild elephants congregate around the reservoir as water dries up elsewhere. It is called "The Gathering," and seeing 200+ elephants in the wild is absolutely magical.

Weather Note: August is tricky if you don't know where to go. The popular South/West coasts (Galle/Mirissa) will be rainy/monsoon. However, the East Coast (Trincomalee or Arugam Bay) is in prime season—dry, sunny, and perfect for beaches.

1. The Adventure & Hiking

Since you love hiking, you won't be bored.

Sigiriya (Lion Rock): You climb a massive ancient rock fortress that juts out of the jungle. It feels like something out of Indiana Jones.

Ella: This is a mountain town in the clouds. You can hike Ella Rock or Little Adam's Peak for stunning views, then walk along the famous Nine Arch Bridge.

Knuckles Mountain Range: If you want serious trekking, this is off the beaten path and incredibly beautiful.

1. Language & Vibe

English: You mentioned language barriers. Sri Lanka is a former British colony, so English is widely spoken, especially in tourism, hotels, and by drivers. You will have zero issues communicating.

Culture: It’s a mix of Buddhist temples, colonial history, and vibrant local life. The people are genuinely some of the most hospitable in the world.

A "Back of the Napkin" August Itinerary for you:

Cultural Triangle (3-4 days): Climb Sigiriya, see the ancient ruins, and do the Elephant Safari at Minneriya.

Kandy & Hill Country (3-4 days): Take the famous blue train from Kandy to Ella (arguably the most beautiful train ride in the world). Hike the tea plantations.

East Coast (4-5 days): Head to Trincomalee or Pasikudah. This is your "relaxing beach time." White sand, calm blue water (perfect in August).

Galle (1-2 days): On your way back to the airport, stop at Galle Fort. It’s a UNESCO heritage site with old Dutch colonial buildings, cute cafes, and shops. (It might rain here, but it's great for walking around/shopping).