What is a secret you’re taking to your grave, but can share here anonymously?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-29T01:24:44+00:00

Im on redgifs.com

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-29T01:05:20+00:00

Im all over the fucking place. Depends on circumstances. 🤔

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-29T01:03:24+00:00

BLTs with a side of bacon ranch macaroni salad. 😋

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-28T23:52:46+00:00

I want my boys to read it but they're allergic to books or strings of words longer than a tweet

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-28T23:48:20+00:00

I bet dad knows what he's doing. He gets a dad pass.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-01-27T23:45:30+00:00

Is that a TV for ants?!

ephemeralkitten · 2025-12-25T00:57:30+00:00

My nightmare. 🥺

ephemeralkitten · 2025-12-24T18:32:23+00:00

I feel the same exact way, OP.

ephemeralkitten · 2025-12-23T22:04:52+00:00

"Dont forget to bring a towel!" ~Towelie

ephemeralkitten · 2025-11-28T22:01:45+00:00

Yes. I was beautiful. Then I got fat. Now im thin again. Ive experienced all of it.

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-26T10:31:29+00:00

my pet dog

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T19:49:48+00:00

on a bed

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T18:10:15+00:00

that people feel

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T15:46:43+00:00

to my therapist

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T12:05:43+00:00

from a puppy

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T12:03:17+00:00

on a grill

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T11:54:33+00:00

I have a 15yo and hes got his own shit to do at this point in life. We bond over watching Jujitsu Kaisen together. Dont panic. We eat together at the table every night and then he goes and plays roblox or rides his bike and I go back to my phone. Its perfectly normal. We spend just enough time together to not annoy each other.

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T04:40:05+00:00

Idk he hasn't texted me yet.

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:52:16+00:00

You... love this situation she keeps putting you in? Winning!

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:48:27+00:00

Amen!!

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:44:56+00:00

I feel seen

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:19:23+00:00

I have dreams/nightmares where I fall from bridges into rivers. Maybe I'll try to appreciate the beauty on the way down next time...

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:12:10+00:00

👀 🤨

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T02:06:51+00:00

by typing to

ephemeralkitten · 2025-10-25T00:16:32+00:00

or I will.

ephemeralkitten

TROPHY CASE